Bazoo

Harry . . . Harry . . . HARRY POTTER!!! BAZOO HATE HARRY POTTER!!! BAZOO SMASH POTTER!!! *turns into the Incredible Hulk*

I THINK it's supposed to be . . . like -erm- something that's supposed to be there. Personally, I usually think it's best to avoid and's, or's, but's, etc. at ...

Wow . . . other people do that!? Sometimes I imagine it's a maze . . . or something . . . because I often get bored with what's on ...

Little weird things I can think of; sliding my finger up and down the gaps of the buttons of the TV remote when I'm bored. Also, I seem to want ...

"Geez . . . I was just visiting Germany!" What would you do (or say) if YWS allied with TYWC and went into a bloody war with every other writing ...

It lacked a lot of puncuation (too much to state). Try splitting the beginning sentence into: "Where was I? I tried to remember something; anything." THEN the rest. (picky thing, ...

"Dang . . . no more playing Captain Underpants." *sulks* What would you do (or say) if your computer would only let you go to one website?

"Why the heck did you quit!?" What would you do (or say) if your dog suddenly evolved into a talking ape? (IF you can call the evolution)

"Holy crap, I should get this on camera!" What would you do (or say) if you had to get married to an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend?

"It looks like it is time to vote pro-choice . . ." (also cruel, but for the sake of stupid humor!) What would you do (or say) if you had ...

"What were we talking about again?" What would you do (or say) if your television was stuck on one channel?

Ketchup.

"Hmm . . . anyone have a bazooka?" What would you do (or say) if your sibling bought an elephant as a pet?

Feed her to get her to shut up. (sorry, I love animals, (in fact I am a vegetarian) but for the sake of stupid humor!) What would you do (or ...

"Oh joy . . . here comes a copyright lawsuit." What would you do (or say) if one of the characters from a story you wrote came to life?