Bazoo

*smacks* Stop having low self-esteem about your writing! That was really funny and good, in a not laugh out loud but kind of witty sort of way. And all the ...

"Dang internet." What would you do (or say) if you got a video message stating it would self-destruct in five seconds?

Hahhhaaha I just watched both of them. Crazy stuff ... crazy stuff. I cracked up at the machine gun part for some reason. That's what Harry Potter SHOULD'VE been ...

"The U.S. is a little overcrowded, huh?" What would you do (or say) if you happened to be at a place minutes after a murder occurred there and you were ...

Personally, I think it kind of jumped into that beginning a little fast. I think you should've tweaked the third paragraph and started witht that, but really, that might be ...

I know what's going on here . . . Brad's username has been hacked into by Agent Smith, whom is trying to convince us that we need the matrix, therefore ...

"Post a complaint and get me fired, PLEASE!" :begs customer: What would you do (or say) if you were forced to launch yourself from a cannon into a building?

Cardboard, duh! Hours and hours of educational fun. What would you do (or say) if every single piece of writing you wrote was deeemed offensive by some form of Christian ...

"I'd like to increase my life insurance, please ..." What would you do (or say) if horses suddenly took over the world? French fries aren't meat ...

"Advertisers these days just get worse and worse." What would you do (or say) if, by law, everybody had to be vegetarians?

"I really, really need to start taking those pills my doctor prescribed to make my head right..." What would you do (or say) if you found out YWS was sending ...

I like Brad's witty responses .... .... no matter how sick, distorted, or disgusting they may be. What would you do (or say) if you found out Brad got fired ...

Hahhaaha. Well, I have to admit, I used to love Plato's ideas . . . for some reason . . . BUT little errors occur within his theories, as Brad ...

Something about how this poem seemed to always end with a form of "know" and repeated basically the same thing over and over made me wish I had done something ...

Yeah . . . I can see Brad's head exploding within the next few years.