Bazoo

Look, there's one obvious solution. Buy a new computer. Then throw it at your old one.

If Bazoo were here he would know what to do. he wa mad at his PC... he took a giant gun abnd blasted it... it destroyed the world.... all but ...

Mmm... agreeing with Brad, it's very choppy. I like the idea behind it, and the imagery used, but it seems you need to use stanzas a little more effectively. Break ...

Avoid Disney. What would you do (or say) if your parents were aliens raising you to sell you into slave labor when you grew older?

I would wait until only one other person is in the elevator, tap on their shoulder, and pretend it wasn't me. What would you do (or say) if you were ...

"It's a good thing I was wearing those diapers!" What would you do (or say) if you were underage and won at a casino?

I am thinking it's a hoax, too, I mean... A finger!? Come on, you can do better than that. But then again, I'd rather eat a finger than the crap ...

"Insert Best Friend's name? Who the heck is that!?" ;) What would you do (or say) if you were suddenly trampled by a number of oversized ants?

"Oh come on, how bad could it be? Seriously? How bad could it be?" *tombstone engraved 'Bazoo, R.I.P' appears the next day* What would you do (or say) if the ...

That was great. It wasted several minutes of my life ... but it was still great.

A note to the reader: While the single inappropriate word was edited out for this piece, it does contain a small bit of violent nature, so it is advissed that ...

Hmmm ... these "usergroups" kind of sound like clans .... Could we have "usergroup" wars where all the people, or a select few, challenge another usergroup to a writing competition!? ...

Pull out holy water, a cross, and some candy. (even children of Satan succumb to candy) What would you do (or say) if your social life could only exist online ...

Niteowl ... whatever you write comes tru- *floats to the ceiling* What would you do (or say) if I was in control of your life and actions?

-er- "I'm dehydrated now?" What would you do (or say) if you were stuck in the Mario video game?