BadNarrator

I think most people stick with their religion because it's part of their lifestyle rather than genuine, objective belief. For example, my mom drifted away from the Catholic church because ...

^^ Just as well, I have to take a drug test when I go back to Alaska anyway. I get the feeling that a lot of the theists and non-theists ...

There's no weed here. :smt009

Is Elijah the bald one with the kids and the bears? Elijah was the crazy old man who outran horses and set Israel on fire. When he was done he ...

You really like the book of revelations? I can relate to it being fascinating in youth, it was for me as well. The less you believe in it though, the ...

I'm not really sure I understand the problem. You are good at writing action but bad at scenes where people just do "daily things"? It sounds to me like you ...

I'm up for reading the New Testament. I've tried reading it many times before, but I only read parts of it as much of it was rather long and boring. ...

My avvie beats all of yours then. Few people have pig avvies! Yea, well I don't see that many hippos either. BULLS ON PARADE!!!!

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Which one of you has the Necronomicon because this thread's risen from the dead. lol I don't know if spanking is discipline or abuse, guess it depends on the parents. ...

^^ Are you suggesting that unicorns are discriminating against Christian women?

Remind me not to piss off sockmonkey.

Unicorns are totally sexist. They traditionally only go for female virgins. :( Everyone knows that unicorns reproduce through a cloud of spores. Therefore they are sexless and thus incapable of ...

^^ I don't know. I mean where would he be able to acquire that much lye without raising suspicion? We need to know more about the situation. OP do you ...

Can you make it look like an accident or suicide somehow?