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BadNarrator

old Sh*t

a bunch of cringe-worthy nonsense I wrote when I was younger and dumber.

please only read this stuff as an example of how NOT to write well.
  • Rosewood (working title)

    A test:The boy knew he had to keep it out of sight or else something bad might happen. Jonah had found it wandering through woods behind the white people’s houses ...

    6 min read
  • Synesthesia (part 1)

    (Author's note: This is a revised version of a story I posted on here before under a different account name so those of you who think it looks awfully familiar, ...

    13 min read
  • Twilite Speedba- I mean "Synesthesia" (part 2)

    (I'd like to reiterate to you guys about how I'm totally not a plagiarist. God awful narrator, yes. A coward, yes. A childish, vulgar, self centered individual, yes, yes and ...

    11 min read
  • Synesthesia Part 3 (The Thrilling Finale!!!)

    I was encouraged to issue a Warning to Readers because the 18+ rating isn't good enough apparently:This story contains bad language (ie Spanglish), themes of a sexual nature (the word ...

    12 min read
  • Juvenile

    So why are you here?; because I got in a fight; and why did you get in a fight?; because a kid wouldn’t leave me alone; well I’m not going ...

    2 min read
  • Kid Detective in: The Midnight Marauders (part 1)

    (18+ for violence and strong language.) Spoiler! : This is the 1st part of my 5000 word short story. I'm thinking about submitting it for my writing workshop so any ...

    7 min read
  • Midnight Marauders (part 2)

    (18+ for language and violence)Since you took time from your busy schedule to click the link to this story, why not give me some fuc**** feedback.Young William used the flashlight ...

    13 min read
  • The Midnight Marauders (finale)

    (18+ for language and violence. Also, sexuality, I guess, because the word penis is in there somewhere)This is the last part. Again any feedback at all will be appreciated, even ...

    10 min read
  • As you well know (my first prose poem)

    As you well know, those were dark times for our faircity of Acre. The crime index was already twice thenational average when the first murders of the infamous Eviscerator took ...

    2 min read
  • demons (prose poem)

    (Author's note: Warning intimidating block of words below. This author wouldn't mind if you would be so kind as to drop any feedback at all.)demonsOne of the most gruesome stories ...

    3 min read
  • cellar

    he puts his hand on my shoulderand leads me out to his back yard there is a man’s silhouette stapled to an oak tree some thirty yards awayhe shows me ...

    2 min read


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