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  • Archive Re: Owls Mowing Grass: The Storybook

    JOHNNY VINES Johnny strode as quickly as his chubby body would allow through the house. He pulled on a dressing gown over his boxer-clad body. There. Dressed. He could hear ...

    Jul 31, 2010
  • Archive Re: Way Out West: Difficulties

    MELVIN BROOK Brook stood back and watched all of the action. The racist, the blonde prick, the girl-bandit. Maybe a year ago he'd have stepped in, proud of his shiny ...

    Jul 29, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Child

    OOC: Ok to everyone who is confused at what's going on right now: (though Ish may have other ideas this is what I can see) The Population Control are just ...

    Jul 29, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Child

    KENNEDY Kennedy nodded slowly. "Good." He murmured. "Good." He felt pressure building behind his eyes. He needed to meditate again. He stood up sharply, watching the flickers of fear on ...

    Jul 28, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Child

    KENNEDY Kennedy watched the pair enter his private conference room. He had one in every government department he was involved with, but didn't use them regularly. He was constantly on ...

    Jul 28, 2010
  • Archive Re: Owls Mowing Grass: The Storybook

    A mindless groan, reverberating around the wooden house annoyingly, slipped out of Johnny Vines' drooling face. He was snoring, lying on his bed, fleshy face just twitching as he woke ...

    Jul 28, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Child

    Kennedy On the screen in front of the assembled Tracker Department of Population Control, the current Head of Department screamed incomprehensibly. He was strapped into a chair, his eyes wide ...

    Jul 27, 2010
  • Archive Re: Way Out West: Difficulties

    MELVIN BROOK Brook jumped down from the wagon. He'd ridden at the front, eager to take in the view, and had put up with the irritating conversation of Rosette on ...

    Jul 27, 2010
  • Archive Re: Way Out West: Difficulties

    Name: Melvin Brook Age: 30-something Gender: Male Appearance: Tall, quite thin. Brown eyes, that have seen too much. Dark, almost black, hair. Stubble is growing. Wiry strength in his arms. ...

    Jul 26, 2010
  • Archive Re: Owls Mowing Grass: The Storybook

    Name: Johnny Vines. Army rank was removed. Species: Human Age: 65 Gender: Male Appearance: Personality Strengths: Tactical thinker. Personality Weaknesses: Paranoid, obsessive, jittery. Permanently su

    Jul 26, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Child

    Here's my profile. Hopefully this character will count as "throwing interesting things in" :P Name: Kennedy Age: 30-40 (unknown) Gender: Male Appearance: Tall, skinny, bald, gaunt. Personality: He's a

    Jul 24, 2010


And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
— Bartimaeus of Uruk