AlmondEyes

Fell in a vat of Tar that....

an old barn clucking like an idiot and pooping everywhere so.....

Fell into a trap door where...

You were tossed into a pit of angry Canadian Geese.

There were too many for me to choose from, but this one kind of stood out. Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin

I would stand in the mirror saying "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all", when....

That awkward moment in class when you fart and everyone knows it was you.

You died from being hit by a small meteorite to the head that fell from the Cosmos.

You decide to go out with your friends after a hard days' work. You and your friends go crazy, hitting shot like there's no tomorrow. You drink too much and ...

You fell into a trap where giant spikes were.

Because it would still be there tomorrow? Why put off tomorrow what you could today?

I chose mine because I didn't know what else to put.

After you watch the leader be eaten by cannibals and laugh so hard you choke on a baby spider that fell into your mouth. The baby spider bit your throat, ...

Matthew McConaughey.

*Takes spot like hooded ninja then disappears*