AlmondEyes

Donuts are good no matter how you spell donuts

Banned for thinking that's a good thing.

Argument is why people can't get along sometimes.

Banned for not understanding the reason for being banned.

Banned for joining the party too early.

Messenger is where people like to send funny memes to each other. It's quite the hoot.

Zombie apocalypse hands down. Would you rather go with this or that? xD

Lungs are good for breathing, ya dig?

Banned for not banning enough people.

Granted! You die from malnutrition because your body is burning calories faster than are consumed due to the inertial immunity.

Granted! But now that you get your work in on time, or gets added to your load until you're unable to handle it. Your heart gives out due to stress. ...

@Necromancer14 accidentally fell into an uncovered manhole and broke his leg. He tried calling out for help, but either no one heard or no one cared. Rats in the lines ...

@Necromancer14 was walking along one day when someone was offended by the shirt he was wearing. They turned him into roadkill and food for vultures.

Granted, quickster. Though I must say it is a shame that your speed did nothing to help you when you tripped over a rock and went splat on the side ...

Granted good sir!! Though since you know everything that's taught in school, You get lazy. None of your teachers like you, so they change your HW and tests so that ...