AlmondEyes

Nothing does.

Granted, but then the AC would become possessed and want to kill you. It got so cold that you ended up with frost bite on your outer extremities that would ...

Granted, but your brain can't handle all of the information, and causes severe damage that turns you into a vegetable. I wish I had an unlimited supply of food.

Very well then.

Granted, but then they eat everyone's face off because there's no bamboo left. I wish I had a nice car that never ran out of gas.

And we don't take you seriously!!! xD

LIFE IS FOOD

No. Food is life.

Not really.

A way to fix the Windows 10 problem:

Does anyone here have Windows 10?

Granted, but the one you have was a prototype, and it sent you into a black hole. I wish I could travel free for the rest of my life.

Both of my characters are completed and submitted, @AriaAdams.

Thanks for the lesson. I've now learned a new word.

Granted, but then you all get into a huge fight, and then someone sets off a bomb in the school that all of them die in leaving you as the ...