AlmondEyes

Granted, but the information in your head is too much for your brain, and you, and you drill a hole in your head trying to relieve the immense pressure it's ...

Why don't you guys put these is Spoliers? It's weird because I haven't ever seen someone not use them for pictures. I'll post Hawthorne's soon.

Granted, but you drink so much you develop a caffeine high and get so jittery and twitchy that you veer off the road while you're driving. You end up crashing ...

Granted, but then you got into an accident that left you unable to do math. I wish a new clean source of energy and fuel was discovered that would help ...

Granted, but it's put on the worst sellers list and put you to shame. I wish I was able to translate any and every language in the universe(Because it's obvious ...

Granted, but it totally sucks. I wish I could time travel.

MOO

Granted, but then you invent a program and go all Tron on us, but you get stuck in the program and die of a virus. I wish I could uncover ...

Granted, but it took all of the tax payers money and everything they had to make it, an now everyone is broke. They begin starving to death and then everything ...

@Zolen, long time no see. Granted, but one night out being fancy, an old homeless man attacked you and stole everything you had, including your clothes. And yes, your underwear ...

WOO

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Suffer!!