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*giggles* I'm not a man, silly head!

Hi! *boogies*

Blame Ari if you're wondering why I'm here. It is all her fault. Let's blame everything on Ari! Yay!

Shouldn't we move to a remote island somewhere?

8/10 It's golden, which is close to yellow, and yellow is my favorite color. But I'm not sure what it is supposed to be, which makes it even cooler.

Whoa, did you see that whole...erm... blabberfest that Ari just gave about me? Ignore her. Listen to me. I said "hi" first!

Hi! Tumbleweeds... *shivers* I swear those things are alive.

Rome

The last thing I said out loud was, "Yeah, it's kinda neat."

The punctuation thing definitely needs to be fixed. You said that you knew there were errors. There are LOTS of places where punctuation is needed, commas especially. If you fix ...

Okay, I voted for monkey, but it has to be a chimp. What's with the dragon, anyway? A dragon can't read or write. Well, neither can a monkey, but that's ...

I'm remembered! Thank you! *waves really hard*

No screaming, Snoink! It could lead to expensive hearing aids later in life. Which leads to death. Ick. Essays, shmessays. Mine stink. *holds nose*

*clutches chitin covering* NOOOOOOOO! *sobs uncontrollably* You are so mean to me. Gosh, Ari, I'm going to grow up all weird because of your constant bully-ing-ness! Hello MetalHead. *thumps your ...