AVilicious666

was chopped off, so God..

bit him, so he.

breakfast.

waffles.

mother used to feed him raw meet as a kid. God wasn't happy, so he...

when that didn't work, the doctor told him he was a lost cause, so God...

Nice.

sugar

did that, but it was still there. So he went back to the doctor who told him..

poo

Thank you for the comments. ^.^ Everything helps. =] I'll fix the spelling later. I have to get off the comp.

Thank you, Em. ^.^ I still need to get around to editing this. Time is not on my side. >

ball

the tree gave him árbolitis and the only way to cure it is to...

sand.