*Twilight*

Yeah, I wouldn't use it for something really big, but if you've got some little thing that you don't think will get published by a big publisher and want to ...

Congradulations Adam! Or Rat-boy! Okay I won't call you that.

Yeah I always liked yahoo better but one thing google is good for is I love it :mrgreen:

Granted! But as soon as you do you get mauled by evil bunny/squirrel mutants and sadly don't survive. I wish I had a time machine.

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann ...

What nobody wants to sing the thing song? :(

Granted but it takes 99 years and you breathe your last breath as you enter the last sentence in the story. I wish a million real American dollars would land ...

Has anyone been poked by an African poking squirrel? Those things are dangerous. Who brought them here from Africa anyway?

Granted! But your writing slows down and you can only write two words per minute. I wish I had a Nintendo Revoloution. (It's not even released yet....WHY!?)

Granted! You fenced and won a gold medal and became famous then you woke up from the dream. I wish Spirited Away 2 will be released this year. ( Oh ...

Lets sing the thing song!!!!!!! Thing thing thing thing thing thing!!!! :whistle:

Granted but now you stink beyond imagination and can't get a date. I wish I could read at light speed.

Yes, maybe fox hunting hounds are being put down becuase of fox hunting bans but, if fox hunting hounds need to be put down just because of the ban then ...

Granted, but it turns to be a chicken in disguise. I wish I could breathe underwater.

Oh my gosh! I can't belive that people do that! I mean here in Texas cyoties kill our livestock but you don't see us hunting them like madmen. I won't ...