*Twilight*

This is cool, I especially like the hair in the face because it makes him look mysterious and that my friend, is cool. 8)

Hey blob! I also like spoons but I prefer the plastic kind. They are really good with lemon pepper. My welcoming committee of elephants an I are happy to welcome ...

Yeah I always liked yahoo better but one thing google is good for is I love it :mrgreen:

Aparantly I'm crazy beacuse I've never heard of it till now.

Granted! But as soon as you do you get mauled by evil bunny/squirrel mutants and sadly don't survive. I wish I had a time machine.

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann ...

What nobody wants to sing the thing song? :(

Granted but it takes 99 years and you breathe your last breath as you enter the last sentence in the story. I wish a million real American dollars would land ...

Has anyone been poked by an African poking squirrel? Those things are dangerous. Who brought them here from Africa anyway?

Granted! But your writing slows down and you can only write two words per minute. I wish I had a Nintendo Revoloution. (It's not even released yet....WHY!?)

I think it's cool... I only wish I could do that. I also like your new avatar, I assume you made it.

Granted! You fenced and won a gold medal and became famous then you woke up from the dream. I wish Spirited Away 2 will be released this year. ( Oh ...

Lets sing the thing song!!!!!!! Thing thing thing thing thing thing!!!! :whistle:

Granted but now you stink beyond imagination and can't get a date. I wish I could read at light speed.

8/10 Who doesn't love fencing happy faces?