Jacob Black's War with a Mozzie

Yo, mozzie, buzzin bout my bed,
the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' if by midnight ye ain't dead,
then I'm a bit o' dental plaque.

Smack!

Ye demmed thing, I'll getcha!
'cos the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' on this very night I metcha,
I'm not gonna be some bloodsucker's snack!

Bang!

Aw, bludy hell that stung!
but the name's Black - Jacob Black,
an' before midnight, ye bit o' dung,
I'm gonna give ye a bludy good whack!

This. Is. Amazingly. Awesome :')

Wow! Imaginative doesn't describe it! How did you come up with this idea? It's hilarious but so good

from the way this was written it is definitly dramatic and by the words you are a jacob black lover right there. beautifully written kind of funny but work on how your rhythem flows.Keep that pencil Flowin!

So interesting and well written, not to mention incredibly funny! I loved how quick-witted and jumpy it was. I wasn't sure what I was reading at first but I got it by the end. Great job!

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This just made my day! Oh, Twilight... Oh jacob.... may i quickly point on Taylor Lautner looks like a pug and i have no idea why anyone in their right mind would think him "hot". I really love the first line, definitely my favorite.Keep up the good work BareFoot!



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