The Rabbit Jake
Bestrode a mule
And rode into the town
His eyes agleam with silver's bliss
And thoughts of feather down
He tossed a coin
Upon the bar
And called for spirits raw
He slaked his thirst, did rest his feet
The cur, he called for more
So throwing back
His heady drink
Hair flying wild and grey
The ancient bandit set to rest
And wonder at his prey
For long had he
Been wild-confined
And driven from all towns
Yet now he could sit back and wait
While sculling liquor down
The sheriff burst
Into the den
His guns akimbo splayed
He stood his ground and waited for
His force to be arrayed
The county men
Had taken arms
Surrounding that old inn
So bursting in, they were perplexed
To find nought there but gin
The bandit fled
They hung their heads
And crawled back to their homes
The sheriff returned to his roost
To ponder payroll tomes
Thus Rabbit Jake
That daring man
So bold and brave and rash
Did partake of a tavern's beer
Paid for himself in cash
This fore unheard
Turn of events
Did cause him to retire
As Jake himself found out that day
It earns you more to hire
The bandit did
Turn mercenary
He served his nation proud
But on his uniform lapel
He wore his rabbit proud
