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Welcome to Krapport, USA...
where the tabby cat does as he may
eating mice that have gone astray
where housewives cook and clean
scrubbing pots to a lusty sheen
where cows are milked
where corn is picked
where the barber shaves
listening to customers' rants and raves
where the banker relies on numbers and charts
and the schoolboy finds amusement in amplified farts
where the parking meters never work
where christmas lights are left on year round
where the dusty cafe serves taffees, toffees
and watery coffees
where the local kids ride to the store
for bubblegum, candy bars, and more
where the fourth of july lasts all year long
where the McDonald's parking lot serves as the teen hangout
where the cops sit at the curb
eating doughnuts (do not disturb)
where the buildings are more than a little bare
fallen into a sad state of disrepair
where legends are born, and legends will stay...
Welcome to Krapport, USA.
