The "Bolt Should Write a Story" Thread

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Should Vulcan write a story?

  • Yes! 41%
  • Yes, but it should involve Narwhals. 59%

Total votes: 27

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A night or two ago, I asked Vulcan to write a story, seeing as how he has lived only on the Storybook forums and chat for the past seventeen thousand years. So, knowing the power of the Lounge, I figured I would get rallied support!

We'll use this thread to convince him to write for us. >:]
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Yes. Hands down.
[Griffinkeeper] 10:45 pm: The guard appears "We have weasels now!"
[Firearris] 10:45 pm: askes the guard for the weasel!
[Griffinkeeper] 10:45 pm: The guard gives Firearris the Weasel.
[Firearris] 10:46 pm: aquires the weasel and renames it "Cat"

Take that, Lumi.




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Just because people say I should, doesn't mean I will. It's why I only have 12 fingers.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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Well, Boltageman, if you don't write that story soon, I'm taking off another two fingers. Then you'll only have ten.
#TNT

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost

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Vulcan wrote:Just because people say I should, doesn't mean I will. It's why I only have 12 fingers.


I'm willing to wager that Vulcan is too lazy to start writing a story before February is done. Are there any takers? The loser of the wager will have their username changed to "Cuddles" for a week.
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I will take your challenge. Gladly.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Vulcan wrote:Just because people say I should, doesn't mean I will. It's why I only have 12 fingers.


Shut up and write.
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.




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Narwhaaaaaaaaaaaals 8D
Lumi: they stand no chance against the JAG SAFETY BLANKET




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You can't argue with the vote. 100% of voters want you to write Bolt! Do it for them!




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Not before he finishes that fashion review I dared him to write ages ago.
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Kyllorac wrote:Not before he finishes that fashion review I dared him to write ages ago.


Yeah yeah yeah.
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Jagged wrote:Narwhaaaaaaaaaaaals 8D
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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So far, a 58% demand for Narwhals! More. Narwhals.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.



Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
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