Craziest Kid-ster

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Hey all! <3

I always thought of creating something like this, but just didn't get to. Okay, so basically just tell me the funniest thing you've done when you were infants/toddlers or small kids. It can be anything.

I'll start with..locked my mother once in the kitchen because of something I can't remember. I was like five or seven then. But I remember refusing to open the door, and the poor lady had to clmb out of another window to the lobby.

So what's the craziest thing you've done? :wink:

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Oh gosh where do I start? O.o
I suppose I'll start with one of the more subtle odd things I did as a child...

I used to have this cardboard box. A shoe-box by the company Springer... 'twas blue. I think. xD But that's beside the point. I would carry this box EVERYWHERE. To the mall, to my grandma's, to the day-care I went to like... twice in my whole life. My parents COULD NOT get me to part with this shoebox. I tied it up with a shoestring and led it around... like it was a dog. I never put anything in it unless it was 'hungry', and I NEVER let ANYBODY touch it.

Anybody who touched my precious box was smacked over the head with the nearest toy.
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Well, let me think... There's this one thing that springs to mind;

When I was three I refused to put ANYTHING on my head. Not shampoo, not water. Nothing. There was only one thing that I would put on my head. Pants. Yes, pants. I would walk around the house with a pair of pants on my head and sing random songs from disney films. My sister wouldn't let me see her friends so she would shut me in a cupboard until her friends left. XD
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I have soooo many!

Shubhs,
I locked my mom in the kitchen too. And, I went ot the bedroom and locked the door and slept! Yus, indeed!

Luckily, we had nice people living downstairs and my mom yelled out to the aunty below us, who forced open the main door and entered our house. :P
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I was a chocolate fiend as a kid, and I'd always find wherever my mum had put chocolate to hide it from me, in closets, in the top kitchen cupboards (had to climb onto the counter for those), even in her room! So once, I couldn't find any chocolate, so I snuck into the kitchen when she was cooking breakfast (her back was turned) and I stole some bacon. Unfortunately, as I discovered soon after trying to eat it, it was...raw.
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I once threatened to chase my grandmother out of the house when she started bossing everyone around XD




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lol, guys you out beat me. Neth now that was epic. xD!
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I might have to bend it back
Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger
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Well, what I did was pretty epic. I was about 3 or 4.

Basically, we went to the London Eye and we shared a pod with various people who could and couldn't tolerate me because I was screaming and shouting constantly. Then, I saw the the 'EMERGENCY STOP' button and I pressed it and the whole London Eye stopped and people started screaming and the workers had to check if everything was alright to find out that a mischeiveous little toddler had pressed the button.

I think I wasn't aloud to go on it until I 'grew up'.
But we go there like every year so I don't think it will make a difference.
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I loved cupboards. Adored them.

I quite literally had an obession with them. When I was about 2-6, I would spend my free time in them. I'd empty the entire content of a cupboard, from food to tea towels, and climb into it. I'd shove all of the stuff form the cupboards onto the floor, clamber in, and enjoy.

I once cried because my mum wouldn't let me into a cupboard bcause it had bleach and detergent in it. I ended up breaking the cupboard door off... I was angry. D: I wanted my cupboard.

I was one cool kid.
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I thought I was a dog.

My parents became severely worried for my mental health, because when I was a child I would crawl around on the floor like a dog, and would not respond to my real name. I would only answer to my dog name, which changed multiple times each and every day. While I was pretending to be a dog, I would eat our dog's food, growl at people who entered the house, and lick water out of a bowl.

I was a strange child. Perhaps also a very awesome child because I also had an obsession with Power Rangers that has never grown old. I would watch each and every episode, watch the reruns, and even had battles with my younger cousin, who was a boy and also loved the Power Rangers. I would put on the Power Ranger mask I had and run around the house. Remember, this was slightly after my 'dog' phase.

My parents were very worried about me for the first few years of my life. But, I have grown into a lovely young lady, if I do say so myself.

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I have a couple of things:
-I would give a toy to my twin then start crying, beacause she had the toy and I didn't.
-When my Dad left for work I would go looking for him.
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