BWAHAHAHA

There was a wasp in my dorm this morning, but I smote it with my mighty smoting powers of smoting.

Thank you, that is all.

Waspies, argh!

Is it weird to want to sit on the floor rather than chairs? I mean, what do people think people did before chairs were invented, float?!

I am NOT weird for what I plonk my bottom on and that is my rant of the day.

Whenever I had the chance in highschool, I'd sit on the desk. Yay.

Qi is my hero. He killed a wasp! Wasp sting Gal she die...

Oh dear

I've never been stung by a wasp before.

And Qi did smite the wasp, with smiting powers granted from the LORD. And the wasp was smitten, and it never again was seen alive again. AMEN.

eh, that kinda sucked. meh, whatever.

w00t and congrats for smoting powers!

I would like to now, pull a quote from the bible on the subject, if I may, since we're on the subject.

The path of the righeous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I wil strike down upon those with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

When Im bored I make it seem like a giant feat.

"HA DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!! I kicked its ass!"

That'll teach those waps not to mess with Qi...

Matt Bellamy wrote:Oh dear

I've never been stung by a wasp before.

How fortunate thou art.

*shifty eyes*

*whispers* Let's get 'er...*grabs wasp*

Wasps are evil... They like going into classrooms at school and flying about.... So my maths teacher... Squashed it with a book.

Sam wrote:*shifty eyes*

*whispers* Let's get 'er...*grabs wasp*

Please don't! *runs*

No no, matt.

Not WASP:


Wasp: