Thanks for the invitation.
It arrived last week,
Hitting the doormat with an unwelcome bump.
Nice curly font you used there,
On gold and shiny paper.
Very posh.
I used it to wipe my arse.
I really liked your bride’s gown.
Just like Lady Di’s.
She wore it with an elegance I never had.
Lacy veil, like net curtains
My Nan used to own.
Lovely train.
I trod on it as she went by.
Who did the wedding cake?
Sickly sweet, you know.
All in tiers with ribbon and jewels.
The frosting was silver,
A bit over the top.
Tasted alright.
I licked the edge during the speech.
You looked very smart, I’ll say.
Always was great in a suit.
The buttonhole was a nice little touch.
Hair all swept back,
Like at my birthday.
Good day though.
I fucked you afterwards.
