And this is NOT making fun of Taylor Swift, FWI. Enjoy!Your Hygiene
I hate your breath in the morning
It smells like eggs and ravioli
I realize that I can smell it
Everywhere I go
I hate the way you blab
I don’t hear you, no no you don’t notice
I just stare in space and dream
And think about the new boy
Every time you breathe, I die
And every time you talk, I die
Whoa that smells bad!
I think I’m gonna die
So I’ll jump,
Then fall.
And Crash and burn.
Baby your just too gross
I can’t breathe
When you’re around
I’m sorry it’s a mistake
Look at your hygiene! Oh oh oh
Well your hair is so dang greasy and slick
How much gel did you use and did you use shampoo?
Do you use deodorant or even take a shower?
That’s just downright disgusting I can’t take the smell
I’m thinking that maybe you need me
But what if I die with your crappy hygiene?
You smell like my dog, my hamster,
My, my, my brother…
Every time you breathe, I die
And every time you talk, I die
Whoa that smells bad!
I think I’m gonna die
So I’ll jump,
Then fall.
And Crash and burn.
Baby your just too gross
I can’t breathe
When you’re around
I’m sorry it’s a mistake
Look at your hygiene! Oh oh oh
Brush your teeth they are blinding me!
I’ll pass out, I’ll pass out
And what people say about your health is true
Sometimes you smell so bad I could die
But the worst is when you smile…
Every time you breathe, I die
And every time you talk, I die
Whoa that smells bad!
I think I’m gonna die
So I’ll jump,
Then fall.
And Crash and burn.
Baby your just too gross
I can’t breathe
When you’re around
I’m sorry it’s a mistake
Look at your hygiene! Oh oh oh
Every time you breathe, I die
And every time you talk, I die
And every time you sweat I die
And I think I may just die…
Very Funny! I was laughing with every sentence! Great job.
