Coffee Break (a Poker Face by Lady Gaga parody)

thehobbitgangster · 2010-04-22T23:36:12Z

Hi there! So here's my most recent parody. Not sure if I'll do another one anytime soon. Trying to focus on my other projects. Or not. Oh well, here it is. I'm having troubles with a couple lines in the bridge. suggestions? Muh muh muh muuh 5X verse 1: I would like a grande mocha frappuccino please hold the whip, I cannot take those extra calories coffee is the best thing used to study through the night and who’s to say that coffee’s not an afternoon delight?! OOOooOOOOOoooooOOOOoo I like it hot; drink coffee a lot OOOoooOOOoooOOoooOo I like it hot; drink coffee a lot chorus: I need my I need my Oh yes, I need my coffee break (she has got to find a Starbucks) I need my I need my Oh yes, I need my coffee break (she has got to find a Starbucks) C-c-c-coffee break c-c-coffee break Muh muh muh muuh C-c-c-coffee break c-c-coffee break muh muh muh muuh verse 2: make my coffee black as strong as it can go Then later I’ll have a latte that is topped with extra foam.(I love it) poetry slams are not the same without a mug and offices the way those people drink it’s by the jug OoOOOOOOOooooOOooo I like it hot, drink coffee a lot OooooOOOooooooOOOo I like it hot, drink coffee a lot. repeat chorus c-c-c-coffee break, c-c-coffee break muh muh muh muh c-c-c-coffee break, c-c-coffee break muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh bridge: I’m gonna take a chocolate scone for here or home maybe a muffin, I ain’t bluffin I need some grub to go with my coffee in the morning Just like a girl who is too weary without my coffee I am scary . Just promise me, just promise me you’ll give me this latte for free. repeat chorus 3X and c-c-c-coffee break it to the end!!!!!!!!

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Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:15 pm

spike71294 says... · Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:15 pm

Ok so poker face is my favorite song ever and so is lady gaga but whatever I liked this parody too (quite unusual of me- don't like my favorite things to be made a mockery.)
You did a pretty well job

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:48 pm

ILoveNYC2 says... · Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:48 pm

Oh. My. Gosh. This is AMAZING!!! I love you. I really do. You just made my life a whole lot better.

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Mon May 03, 2010 8:52 pm

Sins says... · Mon May 03, 2010 8:52 pm

Another masterpiece by thehobbitgangster!

Sorry, this isn't a proper review. I just thought I'd drop by and leave a comment. Even if this was a proper review, I wouldn't be able to find much to critique anyway. So yeah, you rock basically.

I adored your 'US Pirates We're Hard Core' lyrics. They were seriously immense! I reckon that these are even better though. Your lyrics are so funny and original. Seriously well done! :smt005

Make sure you write some more of these, for the sake of mankind.

xoxo Skins

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