Bad Chavmance (Lady GaGa parody)

There's a few parodies around, so I thought I'd try one. It's a Lady GaGa, Bad Romance parody. I didn't do the whole song, because the whole song is, like, freakishly long...

For those of you who don't know what a chav is, here is a very suited example

Spoiler

Sexy aren't they? It's basically the British version of a gangster. Well, a wannabe gangster really...

Bad Chavmance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Chav, Chav, hit me blud
Want your bad chavmance

I want your tracksuit, I want your hoodie
I want your Nike trainers, I don't care if they're cheap
I want your burberry, buuurberryyyy
I want it now

I want your fake bling and your knock off trainers
Oh, please get me pregnant before I'm sixteen
I want your burberry, buuurberryyyy
I want it now

We can go to the coop
We can buy some cider
Come on now blud, let's slam this town

I want your burberry and I want your shaved head
You and me could be teenage parents
Go on the Jeremy Kyle Show, demand custody
You and me could write a bad chavmance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Chav, Chav, hit me blud
Want your bad chavmance

Safe, safe, do me baby
I'll feel your greasy hair like crazy
Safe, safe, bang me baby
Work it, I'm a free chav baby

I want your burberry and I want your shaved head,
J'adore les nike, j'adore les pieds
J'adore les nike, j'adore les pieds
I want your shaved head!

I want your burberry and I want your shaved head
You and me could be teenage parents
Go on The Jeremy Kyle Show, demand custody
You and me could write a bad chavmance

Want your bad chavmance!

Brill! -like-
But, you give Burberry a bad 'chav' look.

Ha... you see, there's a difference.
Chavs = Fake burberry
Normal people = Real burberry

ha this is really funny! I'd sort of appreciate if you separated the verses from the chorus or put some of it in stanzas. That way it would be easier to read along with being able to see the rhymes. Good job! I've never heard of a chav before...