Just a bit of fun! (Mangos!)

HULLO!

Okay, this is kind of "chat-inspired" thing based on the repetition of the word "mango" in a totally irrelevant conversation. Anyway!

Here's the "fun"!
It's a game.

What you have to do is write a little piece about a mango and it has to be as weird and creative as possible. (500 character limit... not that I can check). You can make them evil, have an army of them, whatever! Let's just have a laugh

3, 2, 1, go!

Could be slightly competitive? O.o -- I'll give points to the good ones

CURRENT AWARDS!
Lily (Post 1): 100 points - Haha brilliant!
JC: 500 points! - Very original
Lily (Post 2): 120 points - I liked this!

Mr. Mango worked for Santa Claus and one morning Mr. Claus asks, "Dear Mango, why are you male?" and the Mango replies, "I do not know. Why are you?"
To which Claus replies, "I do not know."

This was the day christmas was late. The Mango and santa were bewildered.

~~The end!

This was PMed by callmeLily73:

I had a weird dream last night! It was a 50 foot mango! It had
bunny ears and a french mustash!It chased me all around the
world! But I got a head start because he stoped at a
all-you-can-eat bufa in china! he became fat and couldnt get
out the door.!!

Brilliant Lily!

There you were. Sitting on the balcony of everlasting undying love. You were beautiful; an almost perfect oval. Oh, the colors. The colors of thy heart throb for your delicious juice! Reds and greens, are thou plotted to be divine. I look upon your skin and I long to tear it apart and taste what is inside. Orange goodness. I long for your soft pulp to be tangled in my teeth. I continue to gaze at your epicness, when your sweet voice calls out.

"Oh JC, JC, wherefore art thou JC? Deny thy father and refuse thy species. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a fruit."

Luscious saliva drips from my mouth but I realize the impossibilities of a mango becoming a human. Our love is starcrossed and we shall never have each other. Oh well. It is getting late. Parting is such sweet sorrow yet I shall say goodnight until tomorrow.

I had the weirdest dream last night! I was being chased by a 50 foot mango! He had bunny ears and a fake mustash! then he chased me around the world! I got a head start beacause he stopped at a all-you-can-eat buffa and then got fat and couldnt fit out hte door...the next day...My sister turned into a mango! She was eating alot of mangos
and I said ' you'll yurn into a mango if you keep eating them' she
took another bite then laughed then she turned into a
mango! I screamed and ran! then the fat mango showed up! Then he marred my sister, and I cryed at the weding cause it was so (sniff) beautiful!

Nice one!
Scores on edited opening post.

Anyway, keep posting people!

Okay, this is a game that my youth group used to play, but we could never get around to the third round. Basically it goes like this:

1st person: Go and buy some magos.
2nd person: what?
1st person: Mangos.
2nd person:(turing to third person) Go and buy some mangos.
3rd person: what?
2nd person: (to first person) what?
1st person: Mangos.
2nd person: (to third person) Mangos.
3rd person: (to fourth person) Go and buy some mangos.
4th person: what?

And so forth it goes. It gets really hard to concentrate, all while you're clapping out the rhythm of the game. It's really fast paced. And everyone ends up stubling over their words. We all ended up laughing. Go try it some time.

The Barney Mango song.

I love mangoes, mangoes love me,
that's the way it's gonna be,
I'll rip of their skin and feast on their insides,
because mangoes taste really nice.

*bows*

Haha, funny!

You both get, hmm, 300 points

The rotten mango was the reason behind the deaths of twenty-five inmates.

The Police Captain laughed at he corpses of the inmates as they baked in their chamber. He had discovered a brand new and easy method to execute convicts. All the worlds persons needed was mangoes from a newly discovered tree in the never before explored jungle regions beyond South Americas Angel Falls.

A delicacy that was refreshingly satisfying when consumed at its peak was deadly when allowed to rot. It was the reason that only animals immune to the toxic spores that its decomposed fruit released lived in the jungle of Angel Falls.

Little did the Captain know that the spores could live in the air for decades.

Five months later a fourth of the worlds population died.

Lmao, that's insane

450 points xD

I don't like mangoes, but they love me, and account for 90% of my many stalkers. I nearly wound up marrying one last month. I am never doing that again.

The End.

Here's a song, to be sung to the tune of Beethoven's "ode to joy":

Oh my mango, I so love you.
You complete my life for me!
If there was a giant fruit band,
you'd make them a symphony.


yup. lovely, isn't it?