Earth & It's Contents: Introduction

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Dear readers, welcome to the introduction of my new book! (Which I will be posting updated previews of on YWS) This part of the book is like a preface; at the end of the day it doesn't particularly have any point, other than to cram in information that an author has forgotten and believes is of some degree of importance that it is needed to be known to the reader for them to mentally be able to understand what on earth the writer's going on about.
Much like many of the comedians that are on our television box sets these days, my books are mainly compared to ratty middle aged columnists who I can't name for legal reasons. This basically means if you do intend to read any further than a posted preview of my book's preface then you should understand this book is based on an experimental sketch show artist... slash student... who is growing up in the world, reading these ratty middle aged columnists and then sticking on question time or any other such depressing political related programme and being influenced to have my own, highly ill-informed judgement of day-to-day politics as well as my well-informed and far biased judgements of the world in which I've been born. Depressing you may be thinking? Well that merely depends on whether or not you too deep down in the heart of your heart have the same angry issues that need blurting out. Well, panic no more! If you're a student especially then this book can talk for you... Or... if you're a question time watcher or enjoy reading an ill-informed take of politics then this is the book for you. A chapter each week!


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January 4th 2010.

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Finally, we're back to school and out of the for-saken repetitive holidays that take up the majority of the time between Boxing Day and returning to education. However after leaving Tutor Time this morning I realised a definitive question in the whole circumstantial situation that is Physics. Like Physics that previous sentence made absolute no sense and was simply crammed with loads of smart elongated words that don't fit its subject.
You might just be frightfully frustrated at my metaphor and attacking my writing verbally as you're in disagreement but before you do so, please allow me to explain.
The world of physics is one that still bewilders everyone of the world (including physicists). From fish mongers, butchers and postmen to high-class business CEOs and Helen Mirren; there is a surity of some area in Physics that is completely unexplained, irrelevant, too complicated or merely so shrouded in smart alternative words that no-one can derrive a meaning from it.



(This is only a preview, not the whole chapter)



Please post your thoughts, criticisms and questions so I can develop my style of writing. (:



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