Cm punk song (you have to know him to understand)

Ok, so this is just a joke song haha.

I say I'm a winner
but I'm really not
I'm really a loser,
and I smoke pot.

They say crack is better,
but I claim to say no,
and when I go home
I smoke me some dope.

ew drugs are my friends
ew i need some heroine
ew they set me free
ew i believe drugs are the key.

When taker takes my belt
it makes me upset
but i go home to my drugs
and i no longer fret

ew drugs are my friends
ew i need some heroine
ew they set me free
ew i believe drugs are the key.

I say I'm straight edge
but I lie a lot,
all I want to do is smoke some pot.

I find what kinds better
and give you whats cheap
then i call you drugies
while I smoke some weed.

Ew drugs are my friends
ew I need some heroine
ew drugs set me free
ew I believe drugs are the key.

I have a meth lab in my back yard
I fold my meth up in playing cards
I'm stupid and I'm mean
but I don't care
I'm just gonna go home
and sit in my underwear.

CM Punk is the man! Probably one of the best heels in the WWE atm, then again i guess that's why you don't like him.

I haven't watched the wrestling in a while but his self rightousness gets to me haha. He does a good job of playing his role.

He is really kind of annoying haha the way he thinks he is better than everybody.