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SPEW Trailer

Griffinkeeper · 2009-03-10T06:30:13Z

ACT I SCENE I A phone rings CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: YWS SCRIPTS PRESENTS... The phone continues ringing. TEXT: A SPEW PRODUCTION... CUT TO EXT. SKYSCRAPER - DAY GRIF is relaxing on a chaise lounge on the roof. He is wearing green armor. He picks up the phone. GRIF: Grif here. PHONE: Initiate CODE GREEN Protocols. Sending coordinates now. GRIF: I'm on my way. GRIF gets up and RUNS forward, jumping off the edge of the skyscraper. CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: AS DARKNESS APPROACHES... CUT TO INT - CAR - DAY TEAGUE is waiting at a red light, tapping her fingers on the steering wheel impatiently. CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: A HERO WILL ARRIVE... CUT BACK GRIF arrives, landing on a car next to TEAGUE. The car is crushed, but his green armor isn't scratched. GRIF: Member 2194, what is your emergency? TEAGUE: Uh... why did you do that? GRIF: Do what? TEAGUE: Wreck the car. GRIF: What car? TEAGUE: Exactly... GRIF: What's- TEAGUE: Wait, hold on, I need a coat. It's eighty degrees in here. GRIF looks around. Smoke is billowing out of the car he landed on and the cars behind TEAGUE are honking their horns. The light has turned green. GRIF: Why did you call me over here again? Ninjas come. GRIF: Not again... BLACK CAT SACHIKO arrives. BCS: Follow me... Random YWS members faces flash across the screen Cue a random song from your music player. CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: WHEN A MEMBER GOES MISSING... CUT TO EXT. COURTYARD - DAY. Members are carrying signs saying "Where is Snoink?" CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: IT IS UP TO SPEW TO FIND THEM... CUT TO INT. OFFICE - DAY. WIGGY: But I thought SPEW didn't exist! GRIF: They don't. CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: THE SEARCH IS ON! CUT TO INT. WAREHOUSE Nate laughs maniacally as monkeys sling poo at the crate GRIF is hiding behind. CUT TO BLACK SCREEN TEXT: SPEW ADVENTURES: THE SEARCH FOR SNOINK. COMING TO A FORUM NEAR YOU. This story is not yet rated... END

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Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 pm

Sachiko says... · Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 pm

Hahahahahahahaahaa.

...HA!

Win. Pure win. *is honored*

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Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:51 pm

StellaThomas says... · Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:51 pm

Grif, the thing is, that would actually be a pretty good trailer! I almost want to see the movie now- okay, scratch that, I do want to see the movie! Haha... Nate should really look into giving it some funding -reckon it would be a box office hit!

Epic win, m'dear. Epic win.

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Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:33 pm

irishfire says... · Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:33 pm

Epic awesomesauce dude.

Epic awesomesauce...

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