This story is meant to be bad. It is for ThornedRose's "Worst Literature" contest. In other words, this is my best attempt at writing undiluted crud. Do not read if you have any sanity left in your being.
I don't need any reviews, since I'm not allowed to edit, so there's really no reason to comment on this (much less actually read it) unless you're Thorn judging me. There. You have been warned.
The raven haired girl sat on the cliff by the crystal lake of Saber crying glittery liquid tears all over her deathly pale cheeks, the reason she was doing this was because her father had hit her again, and she wanted to run away but of course she could not because there was a magical barrier all around her house that kept her from running away. Her name was Gloriangelica she had fire powers and could talk to animals and she had the most prettiest eyes ever they were so beautiful it was a curse and men asked her father for her but her father always said no and hit them and hit her too. Then one day a boy named Alec came he was as handsome as a limpid olive leaf with eyes like olives and tried to sneak into the window but Glorias father knocked over the latter and he died but wasn’t really dead because he had water powers and could stop himself from dying. This was fated destiny because water and fire make purist light. It was also destiny because Alec had secret senses that gave him deep love for all livin things and like Gloriangelica he could speak to animals and also dragons. Then his frend Ivan used earth powers and knocked over Glorias fathers house with rocks and they killed him but he wasn’t really dead because he had powers like Gloria but nobody knew that he had powers so they forgot to kill him anyway. So Gloriangelica ran away with alec and Ivan and they broke the magical barrier with powers of purist love and water earth combined and the stoic glare of Ivan’s lime emerald green eyes. they had green magic and Gloriangelica had red magic but her eyes were the most prettiest blue but there was red behind them so she still had red magic. Red magic is fire magic but it is also the most Purist so it is filled with love. And Gloriangleica was so beautiful and she loved alec but ivan loved her more than alec did but she did not love ivan and ivan had a broken heart so he had a fight with Alec but she had a fight with Alec and Alec had a fight with her and Ivan told them all stop and I will let you too be together and Alec realized he loved her so he did what Ivan said then Ivan went off to cry. While he was crying suddenly he looked up and suddenly there was Glorias father he screamed like a dying wolf but Glorias father shot him with an arrow and he fell in the river and died. And his body floated down the river and all the woodland animals had a burial because ivan was after all the elf prince that everyone had forgotten but now that he was dead they remembered him because of his complexion like the setting moon with diamond glaze. His grave turned white in the sun because of elf earth magic and he was always remembered and went on to elf afterlife and was always watching over Gloriangelica his one true love because she was so beautiful. and filled with purist love. Meanwhile Glorias father had a fanged moose and rode it to catch Gloria and hit her and take her back to her house but Alec attacked him with water powers there was a battle and blood splattered all over the ground and there was guts in the tree branches and everything. But Alec did not lose any blood he just collapsed out of exhaustion and Gloria cried and used fire powers to burn heal his wounds and they celebrated because Glorias father was dead but his spirit would haunt them so they needed purist love to destroy his spirit. But only ivan had the bestest love power and he was dead so they would have to go see the vampires because the vampires are full of love no matter what anyone says. although they must drink blood it is the fuel for their love and they have golden eyes that glitter like the eyes of werewolves so Gloria jumped on her horse Lightningthunder and Alec jumped on his horse Waterfire and they rode to the vampire mountain.
Then the head vampyre was named Ga’bil, he was tall as the bella trees and stood on legs like tree trunks with skin pale as raven’s flesh and Glorias was smitten by his beauty that captured her eyes like falling tears. “I will give you the Key to defeating your fathers spirit” said Gab’il and he gave Gloriangelica the Pure Glass that shines purist love and lite. Gloriangelica carried the glass back to where her fathers spirit lurked and shone the purist love down on her father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so that the vile spirit turned to darkest alabaster like a raven’s wing. then at the last minute Ivan was taken by darkness so he attacked Gloriangelica but Ga’bil was there faster than a speeding bolt of lightning that flashes through the sky; he raised his sword and yelled “VAMPYRE DARKNESS” and cleaved alec from his head to his foot and laughed hahahahhaahhaahahahahaha. Then he stole Lightningthunder and Gloriangeliaca got in Waterfire and they rode off fara way so they would not be haunted by the ghost of their pasts. because gloriaangelica’s face was streaked with tears whenever she thought of her father and the two lovers she had lost. Finally she through herself over a cliff into a deep river and Gab’il followed closely and they were finally one in death and the river carried away their spirits forever. the Glass shattered on the shore and that was all that remained of their purist love. however they did Not turn out to be Dead after all. When they woke up they were both Dark Vampyres and deep in love; they returned; to vampyre hall and ruled over the vampires for eternity filled with purist light. There is a song about them that the elves sing at twilight when the moon goes down.
The end.
