I posted this in my blog, but...lmao....

Sam · 2005-07-25T04:05:57Z

I just had too much fun with it. :P One of those stupid writing exercises you think will never go anywhere but do. *** I live in a one of those hybrid towns, the kind that are a Big City/Small Town, all in one. Where everyone knows Lucy from Kearney and Bill from Ogalala and, don't you know, the corn crop sucks this year? I go to a church conviniently nestled between the Hixson-Lied College of Fine and Performing Arts and the School of Fashion and Design's fraternity (alpha omega whaddya-call-it), therefore the homosexual outnumber the heterosexual at least three-to-one. I go to a school where everyone, even the loners, fit neatly into a tightly-configured clique, and the cafeteria Macaroni and Cheese will stick to the ceiling if you throw it up there, and never come down. I shop in a mall where pretty much no one over 20 dares venture, and where the Lemon Days posters are always hung over the huge, blown up picture of this grisly-looking man and this blonde lady making out that's right outside the Sarah Hamman jeweler's shop. I go to a grocery store that sells goat milk, Shitaki mushrooms, and some strange Vietnamese thing that I can't pronounce. Do you want a sack with that? I belong to a pool where everyone's always uptight, the water's saturated with baby pee, the hotdogs are always cold, and the old fat guys get to stay in the water longer than we poor, deprived, sugar-high kids do. I go to a library that's never quiet, Princess Diaries are checked out constantly, and the local Goth clan hangs out behind the romance novels. I live in a state where everyone wears red and no one can live without their dang corn or their ESPN, either. I'm a compugeek, a rider chick (who golfs on the side), Hey-You-In-The-Blazer, and a University Brat. So what's it to you? *** ROCK ON RANDOMNESS!

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Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:38 pm

Sureal says... · Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:38 pm

Now now, it's not nice to drug 13 years olds.
Funny, yes.
Nice? No.

Anyways, back on topic (if you can call it that) - I liked this

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Especially:

I go to a church conviniently nestled between the Hixson-Lied College of Fine and Performing Arts and the School of Fashion and Design's fraternity (alpha omega whaddya-call-it), therefore the homosexual outnumber the heterosexual at least three-to-one.

I wrote the above just for you.

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Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:47 pm

Nai says... · Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:47 pm

::shoots another dart on to opposite side of Rose's neck::

Heh, heh... Frankenstien..

I'M KIDDING!!!!

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Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 pm

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 pm

hey! ::beats up ani for assualt with a possibly lethal weapon, and then throws him in jail::

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 am

Sam says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 am

YAY VIOLENCE!

I should start threads like this more often.

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:59 am

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:59 am

no sam, violence is not a good thing. violence is only an answer when everything else has been tried and failed. or in defense of someone whos already become a victim. or when it would be really funny.

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:06 am

Sam says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:06 am

*pats Qi's back*

You're a good role model!

*turns around and cracks up*

Teaching me how to act like a true Nebraskan. :wink:

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:08 am

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:08 am

::smacks sam for his insolence::

and when you can exert power over those who are insolent.

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:24 am

Sam says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:24 am

LIFE LESSON #2

Hehe. *runs away skipping*

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:24 am

Sam says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:24 am

ROLFLMAO how can I run off skipping? *is confused*

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:33 am

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:33 am

HEYY!!! your a nebraskan, now act like it damnit! our woman frolic not skip!

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:12 pm

Sam says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:12 pm

AUGH NOT THE DREADED WORD!!!

*dies*

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:24 pm

Crysi says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:24 pm

FROLIC!!!

Ooh, Saltine crackers...

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:38 pm

Nai says... · Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:38 pm

::kicks down jail cell door and joins the thread again::

jeez Qi, Sam is a SHE, not a he

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Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:02 am

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:02 am

i did say our woman, did i not?

::Puts ani in the jail from the x2 movie, but with titanium bars instead::

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Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:55 am

Emma says... · Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:55 am

Stop fighting all of you....

Don't get my chickens on you... VIOLENCE IS EVIL!!!

My work here is done.

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