Afternoon Olyver - haha. I must say that your poem was quite a stroke of wit. It amused me to no end - I guess it must be part of our British humour, because I can't understand how other members of this site didn't find this funny... Bizarre.
One of the things I love about YWS is the quote generator. For example, I'm reading a really serious work, and then I see "Moo. - cow" at the bottom of the page. — Darlet