Afternoon Olyver - haha. I must say that your poem was quite a stroke of wit. It amused me to no end - I guess it must be part of our British humour, because I can't understand how other members of this site didn't find this funny... Bizarre.
To have more, you have to become more. Don't wish it was easier - wish you were better. For things to change, you have to change, and for things to get better, you have to get better. — Jim Rohn