June 10, 2oo8
5:31 am
Tayyluh: I couldn’t sleep. U?
Baitlyn: Nope! Today’s a day for graduation!!
Tayyluh: U r so rite, girlie! And tomorrows a day for celebration!
Baitlyn: yep.
Tayyluh: We’re just so grown up now.
Baitlyn: Yeah, hmm, graduating from the 8th grade. Such a huge accomplishment.
Tayyluh: Well…It doesn’t sounds so grown up when you say it like that. How about…Two strong women are going into highschool!
Baitlyn: uh, hate to break it to ya, but it sounds like…two mid-aged women never made it out of middle school.
Tayyluh: ughh. can i hear the speech ahead of time?
Baitlyn: *sigh* why not? ok, here it is:
My fellow American students:
It has been a joy and a pleasure spending most of my life with many of you. It was so great to be in this school with a bunch of close friends. But as we move onto highschool, things will get harder, friendships will fall apart, and teachers will get scarier. But you will find new things that you like, new friends that you hang out with, and, well, new teachers. What is the up side of that? Anyway, I just wanted to congratulate you, and me, and say WOOO-HOOO to you and you and you. Thanks.
You like it?
Tayyluh: *ish stoked* you’re really gonna say this to the whole student body?
Baitlyn: yep! i hope they like it!
June 11, 2oo8
1:17 am
Tayyluh: oh my gosh. awesome party.
Baitlyn: i kno. and again, mark looked so cute in his polo. tho i kno he would rather be partying with u, me, Ashley, sunny, Mary, Keisha, and Toni then serving us our Denny’s pancakes that we don’t eat.
Tayyluh: happy birthday, btw.
Baitlyn: ha, nice try.
Tayyluh: what??
Baitlyn: im not 14 till 6:14 am. and don’t im me, cause i wont b up.
Tayyluh: o. well, i’ll hit the hay then. byes!
June 11, 2oo8
6:14am
Tayyluh: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR OLD BAG WHO NEVER GETS UP THIS EARLY WHO’S NAME RHYMES WITH SAINT LYNN WHO’S SCREEN NAME IS BAITLYN WHO’S REAL NAME IS KAITLYN…*BIG BREATH*…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Tayyluh: *presents virtual birthday cupcake with a candle on it*
June 11, 2oo8
8:47 am
Baitlyn: Good morning. *blows out candle on cupcake* *stuffs cupcake in mouth*
Tayyluh: You got it? Yayy!!
Baitlyn: Yes, I eventually got it, after the FOUR LINED SONG. two and a half more lines than it’s supposed to be, thanks very much.
Tayyluh: Bah Humbug.
Baitlyn: ur sn should be TAYYSCROOGELUH.
Tayyluh: yep. so u wanna go 2 denny’s again? Mark’ll be happy 2 see u.
Baitlyn: 2 days in a forkin row?
Tayyluh: yep. cause that’s just wat we do. so u wanna?
Baitlyn: u bet. c u there.
June 11, 2oo8
5:43 pm
Tayyluh: I’m still pissed.
Baitlyn: y?????????????????
Tayyluh: cause u didn’t tell me u were going to get out of the forkin wheelchair this morning!
Baitlyn: well, i mean, my parents just took me to the hospital at 2 this morning and then the doctor said my ribs had healed. so i didn’t have to be in that thing anymore!
Tayyluh: well, that’s nice. can u use it if u want to?
Baitlyn: yeah, we have one in our front closet. why?
Tayyluh: cause what if u wanna go 2 an amusement park? u get the go to the ride immediately!
Baitlyn: oh, come on. that’s cheating the other people.
Tayyluh: well! ur still a handicap!
Baitlyn: yeah yeah, whateev. oh, did you hear? mark gave me his sn!
Tayyluh: OMG NO WAY!!
Baitlyn: yes! and he just popped up on my list! brb!
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