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Doom Day -A Dilemma
Since their introduction, social network sites such as Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Cyworld and several others have attracted millions of users, many of whom have integrated these sites into their daily practices.
While SNS’s have implemented a wide variety of technical features, their backbone consists of visible profiles that display an articulated list of Friends who are also users of the system. Profiles are unique pages where one can ‘type oneself into being’. After joining an SNS, an individual is asked to fill out forms containing a series of questions. The profile is generated using the answers to these questions, which typically include descriptors such as age, location, interests, and an "about me" section. Most sites also encourage users to upload a profile photo. Among which some users upload real, some upload fake photograph.
Orkut became the premier SNS in Brazil before growing rapidly in India, Mixi attained widespread adoption in Japan, Hi5 was adopted in smaller countries in Latin America, South America, and Europe, and Bebo became very popular in the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and Australia. MySpace and Facebook adopted almost worldwide where Internet was available. Friends are click away from us, which was never possible before. With average number of one hundred fifty friends in every profile, neither I nor you can tell which one is real or fakester. Still we take keen interest in them, without knowing their background. We like to talk them, share them, trust them, and count them in every step of our life.
Usually people have generated tendency to make fake profile apart from profile with their original name. They spy others, they monitor people, they collect numerous information, they interfere in personnel life of others and do number other evil things which they only know. According to survey every third profile proves to be fake one. Thinking themselves intelligent then others, millions of people have made fake profile forgetting the gospel truth ‘intelligence is never enough someone, somewhere is little bit extra intelligent then them’ whom they will come to meet one day. But the most important question right now is ‘When we will learn to deal in this virtual world of Internet?’ I learned sweetest fantasy to worst nightmare is possible until you are here. Now it’s your TIME.
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I grunted with annoyance. The net is so slow again that a snail would beat it in a race without breaking a sweat. I will have to switch to another service provider, but I can't remember the rates that the other companies charge. As I rack my brain my mind starts to wander, halting on my homepage. It shows planets, a whole galaxy, and black holes. All mysterious, just like me.
Is there Life on another Planet?
Are there alien out there? But why I'm so bothered? The thing that should bother me is ‘Global Warming’. After all it’s my Home planet. Finally took a deep sigh of relief getting glimpse of my Orkut profile after such a long time!." Supernova" display picture isn’t bad.
321 Scraps; 20 Photos; 15 Videos; 3 Fans
New entries was waiting inside. Think I'm sure use to Orkut and now I feel like a member, but I still need more friends in the List. I clicked on the display picture at the top of the friend list, captioned ‘Blue Attitude Gal’, to see if she was online. She is supposed to meet me here today. Her name was at the top of my list of friends, which is in order of their last log in time, so it was likely she was on.
I continued checking her scrapbook to read her recent conversations. It would make me sure whether she was online or not. But the last message received was hour ago. Shit! Lady Luck isn't on my side. So what I'm supposed to do?
Get Bore? This thought scares me because boredom gets only those who are boring. Therefore, I decided to leave her scrap in her scrapbook.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Hey Blue gal.
I want an apology. Why did you leave an hour ago.
You were supposed to wait for me. Look, I'm online now.
This is big disadvantage when you have a friend list limited to a small number. Either schedule a meeting time before hand or get bored. But boredom gets only those who are boring. I continued by clicking ‘Homepage’ icon on the top most corner of page.
321 Scraps; 20 Photos; 15 Videos; 3 Fans
I'm sure the new entries in my scrapbook are replies from all those anonymous people whom I've send friend requests to. What else was I suppose to do? That was the only way to increase number of friends in my friend list. As I started to drag the cursor towards the ‘Scrapbook’ hyperlink to check out the new entries but my eyes stopped on a previously unseen thing.
“Ω..žǐρρө..Ω”
My eyes caught on the stylish name in my visitors list. The visitor’s list displays the names of the people who seek your profile, and I realized that Zippo had seeked me out not once, but four times. I didn't know why, and it made me suspicious. So I decided to teach him a lesson and clicked on his name. Unfortunately I forgot to select ignore, my next mistake, and instead scrapped him. But even god forgives a second mistake.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Who the hell are you?
Why do you always keep on visiting my profile?
Don't want to see your name here again, Otherwise…
Mistake First time is mistake. Same mistake second time god decides. Third time...! And unknowingly about my mistakes I continued checking new entries of scrapbook.
‘Who's this?’, ‘Who's this?’ Everywhere in my scrapbook, everybody asked me fucking same question, who am I? I knew those stupids were stranger for me but they didn’t know that. I decided to reply them in the most common approach.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Hello there, this is Aayan.
Actually your profile is damn interesting. Therefore I thought, can be friends?
Copied the whole matter above and started pasting as reply to every ‘who's this?’ in my scrapbook. This is somewhat general approach which people make while talking or approaching stranger in SNS’s. But they have forgotten the reality, there are 100's of ‘Hi- Hello's’ and ‘Can be friends?’, which girls receives in their profile every week. I guess they have forgotten the truth that their approach is as normal and boring like hundred’s others.
Have you ever thought, why would she take interest in you? Why would she add you in her profile? Have you ever tried to be different?
As I continued replying to remaining ‘who's this’ scrap in my scrapbook. I came to somewhat different and interesting reply from ‘Babylicious’
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ : wHy I’m dA oNe wHo gOt fRiEnD ReQuEsT fRoM yEw? wHatz SOo sPeCial ‘bOut mEh?
Thinking her scrap different from others gave me hint BIG FISH; therefore I decided to give her an interesting comment as possible. So that she will again reply to me, then I will reply to her reply and to start a chain reaction of relation chemistry. In order to give her the best comment possible I took a closer look at her profile and it was something like this:
[...Detail's of ◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ Profile...]
After reading her profile and getting appropriate comment in the head, I continued towards her scrapbook to shoot cherub's Love arrow. To my amazement, Zippo even existed there. I was surprised to see his scrap.
Ω..žǐρρө..Ω: Darling where are you these days? Dead or alive..?
You know what,Somebody is missing you like hell..
First thought that clicked me sure Zippo's among her friend list. But why is he always visiting my profile? Is Zippo crazy about Babylicious? Are they Bf-Gf ????
Apart from that there was another possibility Zippo is a fake profile of Babyliciousl. Because people usually make a fake id to spy and monitor near and dear ones whom they are interested in. Is Babylicious trying to monitor me?
Is really Zippo fake id? Whatever!! I was here to scrap Babylicious.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Delicious Babylicious. Actually, I've never met crack girl like you. So thought must not miss chance. That's why I gave you friend request. Any Problem?
After shooting cherub’s arrow, I continued replying to remaining ‘who's this’ with same common approach Ctrl C + Ctrl V, when I was about to reply last one. Suddenly small alert window popped up from the right bottom of glowing computer screen. This alert usually comes when you have new entry in scrapbook. That means somebody's online and scrapped me moments ago. Alert message read.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ : I'm nOt cRaCk oKaY !!.. dOn’T bE...
Reading her incomplete scrap made me restive. Therefore, I decided to check the scrapbook to read whole message. Lady luck was now on my side. I didn’t want Big Fish to let go. So I was lighting fast.
Reading this I wasn't able to refrain from laughing. These girls can never change, being a low IQ organism, they pretend to be extremely intelligent or either they are so much intelligent that nobody compares. Only 2 types exist, type 2 can fool anybody but they are extinct species. Here, I guess she was among type 1.In spite knowing the reason why I gave her friend a request, pretending she doesn't know. Obviously I want her in my friend list without any particular reason. That's a girl in spite knowing everything she wants to hear the reason from me. Nobody understands girls better than me. Just think how many times your girl insisted you to utter ‘I love you’ even knowing you love her a lot. Even after saying thousand times, she's going to say 'Darling this time you didn’t say to me I love you.' That’s Girls the Low IQ organism. But I'll reply to her what she wants to hear from me. No! No!! I’ll reply her, what she actually deserves.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Baby, nothing special about you. As usual ,male habit. One friend request to girl make any difference to me.
If in case I would have given direct answer to her question. ‘No’ was a sure shot answer from her side and Game Over. Girls don’t like direct thoughts, they usually prefer indirect thoughts. Interesting or absurd comments to girls is like putting an ear bud in a lioness ear, 100% response guarantee. But an ear bud should be long enough. Nobody can resist such attacks whether she is single or committed. Look reply came.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ :Nuffin’ sPeCial ‘bout meh? BaByLiCiOus Iis sAd aT tHis.
dEr aRe tHouSand OthErs iN OrKut. wHy yEw gAve fRiEnd ReqUest tO oNlY mEh?
‘Why only me?' made me laugh out loud. She wants to hear something good about herself, something that might make her feel superior then thousands of other out there. Silly Girls.Still asking me reason for friend request. OK! Here is your reply Babylicious
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Let me tell you frankly there is nothing special about you. As I told you before, one click is not a big deal for guys. Who knows, might Tammy and Raul are going to call you MUMMY.
This absurd scrap would surely bring a halt to her mind by Creating CHAOS. Chaos Theory really works. She’ll surely think about Tammy and Raul. Put confusion in a girl's mind and after that you will see the real HER. The part, which is totally her with any change. Before that they'll pretend, they will show a so- called ATTITUDE and EGO. Let's Wait for her direct question.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ : TaMmY n’ RaUL? wHo da hELL aRe tHey?
Look Straight question. Big Fish is going to be in soon, will have real fun today.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: Babylicious .How dare you to call your beloved children like that?
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ :bELoVEd cHiLDreN?
wHat da hEck aRe yOu tALkiNg? I'm still single.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Me too Still single. Cheerzzz!!
No heck, they aren’t your children, instead they are mine.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: aRe yEw mArRIeD?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Yeah!! My parent’s say-so. Child marriage you know But I've never met her. Who knows, may be it’s you.
Actually I was testing your luck by that friend request.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊ : TeStIng BaByLiCioUs LuCk?
hOw n’ wHaTz da NEEd tO tEsT?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:They are the names of my children in future.
Who knows, you going be their so called "MOM" and my wife in near future?
That's why I thought I must give you a friend request and test your luck.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: OoHhhh!!! tHaTZz pReTTy DeViL tHouGht…
wHat yEw dO Mr.PiGgY? aRe yEw tHinKin’ tO mArRy BaBiLiCious?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:No way!!! Miss Flirt. After reading your passion is Flirting. I'm Damn scraed to marry you.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: eXcUse mEh !! !!..I dOn’t fLiRt, I jUst xPress mYsElf cOmpLeTely..tHaT’s aLL.. iF yEw CaLL iT fLiRtIn’, tHeN iT’s YoUr pRobLeM.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:You don't Flirt? ..Wow!! I guess, that’s what is common between us.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: Lolzzz...Lil' devil! yEw dIDn’T aNsWeR mEh wHaT yEw dO?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:I do that thing...
Which nobody can do in this world until they are god gifted..
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: Hmmm..sOuNdS iNtReStIiN’! Buh, wHaTz tHat eXActLy?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Babylicious, I can bet that you can do my job.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: mIgHt bE pOsSiBlE..bUh wHaT yEw dO? Trust me, and Go ahead.
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: I'm afraid you won't like it because most people don’t like what I do.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: LyK iT !?!?!?!?!
eVeRyBoDy iz UniQue. eVEn tHeIr WoRk, tHeIr tHoUgHts,
I mEaN eVeRyThIn’...aRE yEw sWeEpEr?..LOMA
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:No!!..But even worse !!
Literally, I don’t do anything.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: YeW DoN’T dO aNyThIn’ !?!?
I dID’nT uNdErStoOd..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:As I told you before.
You won’t like it.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊:. iTZz nOt lYk tHat DEVIL
pUleZzz! eXpLaIn iT tO mEH !
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:You people spend time studying, playing, watching etc...
You don't have any value of time.
I spend time carefully
I watch time floating away.
I bet you can't do that.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: HmMmmm.. sO yEw aRe ConFusEd pErSoN.
eVeN I wAz lYk yEw fEw yEaRZz bAck.
wE don’t hAve tIme tO wAsTe tImE.
yEw nEed tO bE tAmed!
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Government people.. lolzzz
Tell me the person who doesn't vote???
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: HMmm.. eVeRyBoDy I kNoW VoTeZz!
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Think of it...
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: You?!!? bUh wHy?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Ahh!! Leave it..
You government people won't understand..
Hate Politician's.. That's why
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: OHHhh gAwd !! DEVIL, dOn’T yA sTuDy oR dO sOmEtHin’ lYk tHat?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Of course I study,
but single day before exam.
One night fight,
Do you like one night fight?
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: dOuBLe mEaNiNg! hEaRd ‘bOuT oNe nIgHt sTaNd. But bUt wHaTZz oNe nIgHt fIgHt?
wHy dO yEw sTuDy oNe nIgHt beFOrE eXam?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Excitement of one night fight is a nerve racking experience..
You wouldn’t understand. Its Useless to study days before
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: uSeLeSs ?? wHy ???
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Me thinks..
The more you study, the more you learn..
The more you learn, the more you remember..
The more you remember, the more you get confused..
The more you get confused, the more you forget..
The more you forget, the less you have in mind..
So what's the need.. ?
Even after studying so much you have so less in your head..
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: Interesting analogy..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Expected and totally unexpected..
That's me..
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: What's your name Mr. PiGgY ?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Devil's not bad..
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: Ok! Evil Devil..
The day will come when you'll reveal your original name ..
Till then Devil's fine..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Day..?
Then wait till eternity..
You don't know me..
CRAZYGAL: yEw nVa gAvE mEh cHaNcE tO kNoW yA !
«Ξιggע Piggע™»: This time you have.
Don't forget to approve my friend request.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: Do yEw tHiNk i’LL aPpRoVe?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Sure!! love and golden opportunity knocks only once.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: hEYyyy DEVIL!
gOtCha gO, mOmzz yELLin’..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:That’s their work.
Tell me something that I don't know.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: SoMeThIn’ yEw dOnNo..Hmmm..
fLiRt TuRnZz meH ONnnnn!
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:From now on you will always stay in this condition..
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: gOin’ tO sTaY MoRe HeRe?
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:I don't know...Why?
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: tHeN LEtz LoG oUt tOgEtHeR.. oN mAh cOuNt
oNE, tWo, ThREe..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:what's the logic?
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: OnE..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:I don't understand.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: tWo..
«Ξιggע Piggע™»:Hello wait.
◊ BΛbעLiςi๏ṳs ◊: ThRee.. yEw aRe FREEeee!!
Aww!!! She logged out. I was having such a good time today. Why did she leave? Now I'm going to get bored. This thought scares me, but boredom gets those who are boring and I'm not.
TO BE CONTINUED..
Hope you are restive to read next scenes!
