(this might have some errors in it.)Hope you don't hate it too much. Try to like it at least. Hope you partially enjoy it. -Windy
One day after school, I was getting my toast ready. Toast is all I eat, whether it’s plain toast, toast with jam, toast with mushrooms, or toast with apples, if it’s buttered and toasted and bread I’ll eat it. I was planning my morning toast (with mustard) when the toast popped out pure white and sparkling instead of its normal goldeny brown. (I can make toast to perfection, they’ve given me five golden stars on my toast making skills. That’s why after school I run my restaurant called the Toaster.) “What?!” I thought to myself “Is this Twilight toast or something?” I tried to remember if I’d put sugar on my toast, I didn’t think I did. I tried to scratch of the white sparkly stuff, when suddenly there was a whirl of golden mist and there before me stood, you’ll never guess Bella Swan (Or Cullen whatever you want to call her) as in wife of Edward Cullen, I dropped my sparkling toast in horrer. “What?” she asked I just starred at her in shock. “Where the heck am I?” she asked me then looked to the floor with the sparkling toast “Ah, crud! She shouted, “I thought this would never happen!” I stared at her in confusion. “Oh let me explain you twit.” she told me with a glare, “On December 29th 2008 is when it happened” (she goes into one of those flashback modes and waves her hand and scene appears.) “Edward was telling me how much he loved me, (I made I face Edward had stopped his balled of love and they were kissing) then she came.” She said onto the scene marched an Asian girl with a dead fish in her hand which she promptly slapped Bella in the face with it. After that, the girl kneed Edward in the place where it hurts a lot. “He became infertile after that” she grimaced. Then the girl stabbed Jacob in the head and chest with a pen “He couldn't think strait after that and he wouldn’t touch a pen, constantly talked about marring a labradoodle.” Bella said sadly (Te scene showed Stephanie Meyer in the background saying something I couldn’t hear since this was a picture only flashback.) After that Bella burst into tears and a heavenly dude with a cheeseburger came and talked awhile than he beamed the Asian girl and himself back up into the sky, the Asian girl was shacking her fist at the people below. Then it all faded. (Through the whole story I had resisted laughing because I thought book characters even from awful books should receive respect)” Who was that girl?” I asked Bella (In my head I reminded myself to send her a coupon to my restaurant for a years free toast of her choosing.) “That was Meep” Bella said with venomously“She wreaked havoc on my story so that my author would refund the book she bought so she could buy cheeseburgers! Bella shrieked, “She did that all for cheeseburgers” Bella was now out of breath in here fury so I gave her a moment to cool down otherwise she might just suck my blood. After regaining her composure, she asked, “So what’s your name?” I grimaced “Edward” I mumbled her acute vampire hearing caught it, and she nodded. The fury returned to her eyes (which where now glowing red so I thought this Meep person should probably watch out) as she said” She ruined my happy ending.” I stared at her she sighed, “When a story interferes with another story and reeks havoc in that story someone has to pay the price to fix it. Meep being a minor apparently “didn't know better” so she was off the hook. I being the only one not drastically changed was forced to give up my happy ending in order to fix my story. So I either had to become a fairy godmother or a genie to pay the price. I chose genie because 1. I didn't want to listen to kids cry their eyes out and 2 Because you can choose what you’re the genie of. I thought I chose a good almost near impossible one. I chose to be the genie of toasters. If someone uses the same toaster and toasts a million pieces of toast in that same toaster before they throw it out I would grant them a million wishes. If more than one person contributes to that toast, you divide the million wishes evenly among them. Apparently, I have to grant you all one million wishes. You cannot however wish for more wishes.” She stared at him expectantly wanting to get back into her book. Edward being a kind and loving boy wanted Bella to be happily so he decided what would best for her. His first wish was to benefit the world “I wish the Toaster was the most popular restaurant in the world” After that he made a lot of weird pointless wishes that only young boys could think of. Here was one of them “I wish I had a room that was filled with money and whenever it empties out it magically fills with more money.” Finally he was down to about 999,565 when he made his final wish “I wish that Twilight never existed” Now she wouldn't’t have problems with being the toast fairy she wouldn't’t exist!!! He watched as Bella looked at in horror and granted his wish. She disappeared. The world was as it should Twilight was gone for good none remembered what happened or that it ever existed, Harry Potter was once again at its rightful place as the best fantasy book ever. The world was a good place to live in again.
