Hee, I love these things.
1. I want to be a polyglot.
2. My name is hard to pronounce unless you know that I am Norwegian, and know that the j is said like a y. I have scared may teachers who don't understand with my name.
3. I frown quite a bit, even when I’m happy.
4. I have a tendency to get megalomaniacal at times, and I’m hoping to be a politician when I’m older! Eek!
5. My favourite bands/artists are Pink Floyd, OOMPH!, Blood Axis, The Who, Neil Young, Front Line Assembly, Combichrist and Front 242
6. I pull weird faces when I draw and write to help me convey emotion better in my drawings and writing…or something.
7. Scrap that, I pull weird faces all the time anyway.
8. I can’t dance, so I often just jig from side-to-side or do the AIR TRAFFIK KONTROL DANZ (inside joke).
9. I have a habit of telling people I will hurt them…in German.
10. I only recently (last year) figured out how to snap my fingers.
11. I hate sharonfruit with the fire of a thousand blazing suns…arrrrgh.
12. People think I’m a Nazi because I speak German and a Communist because I speak Russian.
13. I use these emotes too much: x) :> D< D| |D xD D:< D: %) x:
14. I speak too quickly and people can’t understand what I say a lot.
15. I am afraid of crowds—I have panic attacks when I’m in a crowd (particularly indoors).
16. I want to dye my hair blonde or red-brown.
17. I would like to volunteer to work for the Red Cross for a year or so.
18. I really don’t get on with people in general. No idea why. Probably just because I’m very grumpy.
19. I apparently type like a man. How I do this, I don’t know. And my username doesn’t help, apparently.
20. My handwriting is dreadful—only I can seem to read it. I weep for the examiners.
21. I’m sort-of morbid, which seems to scare people quite a bit. My drawings of weird machines with different skeletal and animal parts really freak people out.
22. I want a ferret, a dog (an Alsatian or Norwegian Elk Hound or Akita), a cat and lizard.
23. I get scared if I don’t know the lyrics to songs, in case I ‘get them wrong’ like when I thought that line from ‘What shall we do now?’ was ‘Trombones’ not ‘Drop bombs’. I get annoyed with German lyrics, because they contract random words, or so it seems.
24. I have a very bad fear of failure and the like: I was once hysterical because my report wasn’t all A*s. It’s not like my parents put pressure on me, either: I put it on myself by thinking that I suck at life if I don’t get a perfect report.
25. I sung a folk song in Norwegian in front of the whole school and parents.
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I suck at every sport (soccer, football, volleyball, hockey, etc)