June 17, 2oo8
12:12pm
tayyluh: look, kaitlyn. I’m not perfect. and, well, I’m sorry. I should’ve been up for you, next to you, ya know??
tayyluh: well, I’m sorry.
June 17, 2oo8
12:23pm
Baityln: took ya long enough.
tayyluh: SHE LIVES!
Baitlyn: not for long. going to denny’s.
tayyluh: *pouty eyes*
Baityln: You’re forgiven.
tayyluh: *pouty eyes*
Baitlyn: what? I’ve already forgiven you.
tayyluh: yesh, but I wanna go to Denny’s.
Baitlyn: oh, I was inviting you when I said going to denny’s!
tayyluh: sweet!
June 17, 2oo8
6:39pm
barkitsmark: look, kaitlyn, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you.
Baitlyn: too late, bucko. you’re dumped. and I’m hurt.
barkitsmark: im sorry!!
Baitlyn: look mark, sorry’s not gonna cut it. im not cards—I don’t /like/ to be played! or lied to. your COUSIN?! how long do you think that one was gonna last?
barkitsmark: im sorry, again. i like you a lot.
Baitlyn: yeah? well I hate you. you’re a f***ing jerk. at least you have someone you can play. Jessica reming.
barkitsmark: jessica’s a rock. i only like her ass, and nothing else. who could love such a stupid human?
Baitlyn: you?
Baitlyh: good bye forever. I wont be seeing you at denny’s anymore, and I won’t acknowledge you in the halls. itll be like weve never met. good bye, mark bailey.
barkitsmark: baitlyn... sweetie... dont be like this! please...
barkitsmark: i love you...!
Automatic response from Baitlyn: go f*** yourself... or Jessica R.
barkitsmark: thats not nice. i took it offensively!!
June 18, 2008
6:55am
tayyluh: WOOTT! GO BAITLYN.
Baitlyn:
tayyluh: aw, don’t do this. stay strong!
Baitlyn:
tayyluh: ill chant for ya?
Baitlyn:
tayyluh: BAITLYN, BAITLYN, BAITLYN!
Baitlyn:
tayyluh: c’mon. i know you miss mark, but you’ve got to stop this right now.
Baitlyn: its not that i miss mark... its that i went last night to the Shakey’s pizza parlor and fell in love again. but the dude i like is taken
tayyluh: thats my girl! what’s he like?
Baitlyn: okay, so his name is Kevin cause its all ‘hello my name is: Cuh-evvv-in!’ and he’s got brown eyes. kinda tanned pale skin, brown emo hair, and the cutest softest pink lips EVER.
tayyluh: sounds juicy. got any brothers? ^^
Baitlyn: actually, yes. one twin, named Adam.
tayyluh: does he work there?
Baitlyn: no, he doesn’t. he’s too young.
tayyluh: too young? c’mon, we’re 14. 14 year olds are being hired! so are 15 year olds like... mark... and 13 year olds like my cousin. even 12 year olds are being allowed these days!! how YOUNG could he be? +, hes a twin
Baitlyn: fraternal twin. he’s 8.
tayyluh: aw, baitlyn!! wait, i thought you said he was taken. how do you know?
Baitlyn: he was leaning against a wall in the back and she felt him up.
tayyluh: WHAT?! i thought this dude was our age!
Baitlyn: hah, he is. but i didn’t finish.
tayyluh: then go on!
Baitlyn: okay, so heres the whole story.
tayyluh: *pulls up movie theater chair and popcorn and listens like a preschooler being read to, with big brown eyes and batting eyelashes* mmmmm?
Baitlyn: so he came over to me and asked “need anything?” and i shook my head while sipping my coke, “no tha—“ an then i looked up into his big brown eyes and sprayed all my coke out of my mouth. it was soo embarrassing. but then he just laughed and i helped pat him dry with napkins. and so then after he was partly dry, he went back and changed clothes.
tayyluh: mmmhmmm, mmmhmmm?
Baitlyn: so he was changed into his extra work shirt, and had his boxers on (ace of hearts!) and he walked out the swinging door to the other room and this girl walks up to him, and he smiles and she smiles and pushes him against a little 7 inch wall before he could go get his work shorts. and he kissed her neck and it was like sex, man.
tayyluh: ew. this story about a stranger having sex w/his gf is revolting yet intriguing. go on, please *folds hands, very interested*
Baitlyn: my eyes just happened to be watching when i saw it. she wanted to literally have it in Shakey’s Pizza Parlor, established in 1867.
tayyluh: how’d you know that?
Baitlyn: kevin’s name tag
tayyluh: ooh, you’re crushing HARD. anyway, how old was this chick?
Baitlyn: not our age or his age (which is 16, i asked) but like, 18!
tayyluh: *jaw drops* are you sure she’s not like, a prostitute?
Baitlyn: positive.... even though she was wearing a tube top and booty shorts..
tayyluh: LOL!! anyway, continue. tell me about the feel up.
Baitlyn: in a way, it was kinda soothing, miraculous sorta feel. i mean, as i watched them, i saw her elbows bend, and up went her hands, and BAM. i saw her grab it and feel it. i immediately looked to their faces—hers was like ‘oh, oh’ sorta thing, and his was like, ‘oh that feels good ive never felt anything like it before’ then he kinda snapped back into reality and slapped her cheek.
tayyluh: HA! serves her right. any thing else happen?
Baitlyn: yeah, actually. after she got slapped, she obviously stopped. he ran into the other room to get his shorts, and it took a while. but i knew why—he was having an erection. but anyways, when he came back out, she tried to have it again with him. she tried to coax him into it by kissing him, and slowly pulling down her tube top a bit. she didn’t have a bra on. i could see her titties as she walked out after about 15 minutes of coaxing. but it was so sick. how much you wanna bet she does that every day?
tayyluh: wanna actually make a bet? we’ll start going to Shakey’s instead of denny’s, just to watch miss prostitute strip?
Baitlyn: and to see Kevin!
tayyluh: and to eat pizza! that was what was at Sunny’s b.day last year.
Baitlyn: really? i would’ve known if i’d tried the pizza. i only chugged 84 ounces of coke.
tayyluh: fo shizz?
Baitlyn: honest to blog.
tayyluh: fa-cheesy!
June 18, 1008
6:12pm
tayyluh: sorry about my mom. she said that she doesnt approve of you anymore. when she saw us there, like, watching them... well, lets just say she thought we were lez.
Baitlyn: what?! you did convince her we aren’t... lez, right?
tayyluh: i tried, but she thinks we’ve had sex.
Baitlyn: WHAT?!
tayyluh: yeah. ever since we had our ‘pizzazz’ sleepover, she had suspicions. when she saw us gaping, watching the prostitute rape Kevin, well, that kinda sealed the deal. she /knew/ we were lez.
Baitlyn: but she cant. she knows ive had bfs out the wizzang. she knows you’ve had dry sex, too, right?
tayyluh: hehheh... funny story.
Baitlyn: TAYLOR!!! does she think were honestly that good?
tayyluh: not anymore:(
June 19,2008
11:56am
tayyluh: in library. gotta make this quick. mom doesn’t think were lez.
(mobile)Baitlyn: what? yay!
tayyluh: i told her i had dry sex and you are crushing on Kevin.
(mobile)Baitlyn: really? go tay! howd she take it?
tayyluh: at first, terrible. she hated the fact that ive practically had it. but then she was crying tears of joy that we weren’t gay.
tayyluh: ahh! its ms. turnabout! hide!
June 19, 2008
5:12pm
Baitlyn: meet me at Shakey’s?
(mobile)tayyluh: already there. hurry!
Baitlyn: Why?
(mobile)tayyluh: hes my waiter and shes not here yet. hurry! his shift ends in 17 minutes!
June 19, 2008
11:49pm
Baitlyn: *bursts into laughter* i love ur grannie.
tayyluh: don’t we all?
Baitlyn: when she totally walked up to her and smacked her? classic rosemary!
tayyluh: my grannie’s name isn’t rosemary. its basil.
Baitlyn: i know. my brother calls her rosemary. its sorta stuck on me now. sorry.
tayyluh: lol. im so glad they broke up. and u r right. his lips ROCK.
Baitlyn: hey. theyre gonna be mine soon enuff. we just need to get out there.
Baitlyn: uh... taylor?
Baitlyn: Tayyy Tayuyyyy?
Baitlyn: I JUST WON A MILLION TRILLION DOLLARS!!
Baitlyn: okay, i didnt....FINE, DITCH ME.
June 20, 2008
7:09am
Baitlyn: hey, why’d you ditch the chat yesterday? i know this is a late im to send, but c’mon, it’s only Thursday.
tayyluh: hey sorry. i ditched cause pops wanted to take me and poochie to cold stone.
Baitlyn: poochie? is that like, a new dog or something?
tayyluh: no no no. its a new nickname my sister has at school. catchy, eh?
Baitlyn: cute! ill see you in homeroom?
tayyluh: cha.
June 20, 2008
8:37am
Baitlyn: where r u?
(mobile)tayyluh: hi k. itrs p0ocbie. ughm t ist diedf
Baitlyn: WHAT?!
(mobile)tayyluh: jk. It’s me. im actually at the doctors. mom wants me to do an annual checkup. im like ‘mom? don’t u need an appointment?’ she just shook her head ‘no no, sweetie. they do this allll the time’. weird, eh?
Baitlyn: ugh. you made me fall half-way out of my chair. luckily Ashley caught me and helped me back up onto my seat without mr. caberalone even flinching.
(mobile)tayyluh: phew. you know how i hate flinching.
Baitlyn: ha well, check up well. see you... when will i see you?
(mobile)tayyluh: third period chemistry.
Baitlyn: okay! see you third period chem.!
June 20, 2008
1:22pm
Baitlyn: where r u?
Baitlyn: tay?
Baitlyn: TAY?
June 20, 2008
5:56pm
tayyluh: sorry i couldn’t make it to school or Shakey’s. how was Kevin? did the prostitute come back?
Baitlyn: well talk about that later. how are YOU? why didn’t u show?
tayyluh: uhm, well, the doctor gave me a check up and..
Baitlyn: and..?
tayyluh: i have type 1 diabetes
Baitlyn: fo shizz?
tayyluh: fo shizz. honest to blog.
Baitlyn: oh my... *hyperventilates*
tayyluh: its okay, its not that bad. read this page, it helps: http://www.diabetes.org/type-1-diabetes.jsp
Baitlyn: hm well hm oh wow hm.
tayyluh: oh stop. its interesting and it soothed me.
Baitlyn: as long as it soothed you. its not working for me. diabetes?!
tayyluh: that was my first reaction. but the doctor suggested going online to diabetic chat rooms, and talking to others who have my problem. you know, nick jonas has type 1 diabetes
Baitlyn: *runs off* mom? can i get type one diabetes? ‘no’! but everyone ELSE has it!
June 21, 2008
6:43am
tayyluh: thank gawsh its Friday.
Baitlyn: totally. did you see the mtv movie awards last night?
tayyluh: the sandman thing was hilarious.
June 21, 2008
6:30pm
tayyluh: Wow. that was... scary.
Baitlyn: i know. i cant believe she came back.
tayyluh: right when you two were having a great convo!
Baitlyn: i know!
tayyluh: but dood. did you see her face?
Baitlyn: i know. it totally read: i wanna strip you in the back closet.
tayyluh: actually, i was reading that she wanted to have it for no reason.
Baitlyn: that could have been it.
tayyluh: but did you see HIS face?
Baitlyn: oh thank gawd yes. it was all ‘go away, sucka!’
tayyluh: i love how things go the way i hope!
June 22, 2008
6:12am
tayyluh: oh how i miss summer. *longing look into the distance*
Baitlyn: at least we get longer breaks then everyone else.
tayyluh: that is an advantage.
Baitlyn: like when we go to Disneyland, and no one is there?
tayyluh: definite advantage. i forgot about that one.
Baitlyn: or SPLASH! waterpark? or triixd skatepark?
tayyluh: yeah, but we rarely go there anymore.
Baitlyn: i know, but when we do is there many people there?
tayyluh: well no.
Baitlyn: see? well, see u at the mall.
tayyluh: okay. byesss!
June 22, 2008
8: 13pm
tayyluh: aw shizz, we missed him.
Baitlyn: shift over by the time track and field was done?
tayyluh: *nod nod*
Baitlyn: aw shewt.
tayyluh: *wipes tear away* now im bored.
tayyluh: ...
Baitlyn: homework. gawd i hate home work. ill ttyl. byes.
June 23, 2008
4:50pm
(mobile)Baitlyn: get over here!!
(mobile)tayyluh: ur home or shakey’s?
(mobile)Baitlyn: shake!
June 24, 2008
5:36am
Baitlyn: omgomgogmgomgogmgomgomg it was so funny last nite!
tayyluh: she needs to stop coming around! he doesn’t want her. he wants you.
Baitlyn: *blushes* how would you know?
tayyluh: he told me.
Baitlyn: REALLY?! *heart pumps out of chest*
tayyluh: not really. telepathically, i know he wants you.
Baitlyn: ughhhhhhh. TAY.
tayyluh: sorry! well, i know he wants you. just wait and see.
Baitlyn: *pouts, all pissed* ugghhh. i’m gonna go take a shower. seeyuh.
June 24, 2008
6:48pm
tayyluh: see what i mean?
Baitlyn: he was being extra around today. doesn’t his shift end earlier?
tayyluh: *nod nod*
Baitlyn: oh well. it was fun, he was hot, and even though he’s like 2 years older, he’s sweet.
tayyluh: chyeah! be there tomorrow at 3.
Baitlyn: I’ll try! it’s Tuesday so.... i don’t have anything going. see you then!
June 25, 2008
5:37am
tayyluh: you’ll be there at 3, right?
Baitlyn: *sleepy moan* yes....
tayyluh: you’re not..
Baitlyn: ew no. perv. goodbye.
June 25, 2008
6:36pm
tayyluh: Shakey’s was AWESOME!
Baitlyn: i know.
tayyluh: im so glad you two hooked up.
Baitlyn: now all we need is to hook you up!
tayyluh: ive got an eye on a cutie in third period history
Baitlyn: you don’t go to 3rd period history
tayyluh: now I do!
Baitlyn: THATS MY GIRL!
