I think this is supposed to be in Writers' Corner, though I might be mistaken. It looks great, though. Does this take place in modern time or in the past?
May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death. — An Unknown Bride, Leap Year