Sweetest love I now must go
Because you're simply vile
And as I gaze upon your face
I feel the rising bile;
But since that you
must leave my side, 'tis best
To spare myself this fate
Of being stuck with you
Yesternight you made my day
When you claimed you were gay
You hath no desire nor sense
And don't know how to play
Don't think of me
But believe you're not the one
I want to share my life with
Not even close to he
Oh how feeble are your forearms
When you try to tie me up
I've seen better looks on farms
I long to trip you up!
But come back here
It'll become a regret
I'll beat you until you're upset
And fill your wimpy heart with fear.
When thou sigh'st, it makes me smile
Now get yourself away
You ask to stay just a while
Your face looks like decay
It cannot be
That you were ever mine
As I don't tend to love swine
I am so glad to be free.
Let not thy sickening face
Plague me any more
As I look on the digrace
Of you lying on the floor
But think that we
Wasted all of that time
Parting with you is sublime
We were never meant to be
