Chicken Scratch!!!- By Chali
KC MOON
The people of Azkaban want to know if Harry Potter is dead. For this reason we came to investigate at Daniel Ross’ house. Will we find Harry’s body? This is the exact interview we had with this evil-hearted man!
KC Moon: did you kill Harry Potter?
DR: What?...who?...QUE?! POTTER?!!!!....wassat?
KC Moon: DID YOU KILL HARRY POTTER?!
DR: Me no English……you have English muffin?
KC Moon: you want a F-ing MUFFIN?!
DR: Yaaaa, give me muffin……please mister sushi
KC Moon: …..if you tell us where you hid Potter, we’re gona buy you loads of muffins!!!
DR:…And crack too?
KC Moon: **** NO!!!!!
DR: Ok, me no tell….cuz u no buy me muffin
KC Moon: We said we will buy you muffins, please tell us where his body is.
DR: it is in the…..HEY WHO IS THAT?!
KC Moon: just tell us the F-ING place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: yo
DR: qu̔
KC Moon: we have your son in custody
DR: asduio fhaija
KC Moon: THIS IS MADNESS!
Sam: woohoo!
KC Moon: you! Stop dancing!
DR: you know what… I’m just gonna go
KC Moon: wait!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: I’m sober
KC Moon: WHERE’S THEOGHUWBG VSU B I mean the body
Sam: Daniel come back!!!!!
DR: huh…what?
Sam: tell them, tell them the truth!
DR: ok, ok, I will. I’M IN LOVE WITH A CHIPMUNK!!!!!!
Sam: no you idiot! Not that! The other truth!!!!!!!!!!!
DR: es in mi mochila
KC Moon: how bout we go to Subway
Sam: they’re having a sale on burritos and skirts and chicken pot pies with eggs and gravy with a side of coleslaw
DR: NO WAY!! QUE VA!
KC Moon: Holy Shizdooooorag
Anh: I hate you!
THE end
Chicken Scratch!!!- By Chali
KC MOON
The people of Azkaban want to know if Harry Potter is dead. For this reason we came to investigate at Daniel Ross’ house. Will we find Harry’s body? This is the exact interview we had with this evil-hearted man!
KC Moon: did you kill Harry Potter?
DR: What?...who?...QUE?! POTTER?!!!!....wassat?
KC Moon: DID YOU KILL HARRY POTTER?!
DR: Me no English……you have English muffin?
KC Moon: you want a F-ing MUFFIN?!
DR: Yaaaa, give me muffin……please mister sushi
KC Moon: …..if you tell us where you hid Potter, we’re gona buy you loads of muffins!!!
DR:…And crack too?
KC Moon: **** NO!!!!!
DR: Ok, me no tell….cuz u no buy me muffin
KC Moon: We said we will buy you muffins, please tell us where his body is.
DR: it is in the…..HEY WHO IS THAT?!
KC Moon: just tell us the F-ING place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: yo
DR: qu̔
KC Moon: we have your son in custody
DR: asduio fhaija
KC Moon: THIS IS MADNESS!
Sam: woohoo!
KC Moon: you! Stop dancing!
DR: you know what… I’m just gonna go
KC Moon: wait!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: I’m sober
KC Moon: WHERE’S THEOGHUWBG VSU B I mean the body
Sam: Daniel come back!!!!!
DR: huh…what?
Sam: tell them, tell them the truth!
DR: ok, ok, I will. I’M IN LOVE WITH A CHIPMUNK!!!!!!
Sam: no you idiot! Not that! The other truth!!!!!!!!!!!
DR: es in mi mochila
KC Moon: how bout we go to Subway
Sam: they’re having a sale on burritos and skirts and chicken pot pies with eggs and gravy with a side of coleslaw
DR: NO WAY!! QUE VA!
KC Moon: Holy Shizdooooorag
Anh: I hate you!
THE end
