* Im going to Destin for the summer, don't worry, I'll still post *
And then all the emo kids exploded (If we have not already gotten rid of them)
And An angelic chorus began singing, as Chuck Norris began to slowly fly down from the heavens.
All screamed and searched for an antidote. We flew a swift dragon to the land of makalaka hi meka hiney ho (Pee wee joke) to retrieve the antidote from the magical floating head in a box.
When the microwave blew up, I was in my room reading comics. My entire family turned into superheroes. Only I remained completely normal… — Norman Normal (1999 series)