A lot of my ideas aren't truly original...they are a bunch of different elements from different sources mashed together. So, take a wild guess as to what I'd do..
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.
Oh, Brightlord Tumul! How unexpected it is to see you standing there! I didn't mean to insult your stupidity. Really, it's quite spectacular and worthy of much praise. — Wit (The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson)
