Strange conversation thread

Re-tell a conversation you had with somebody today! THe only rule is it must make us:
Think
Giggle
Go "Wtf?"
or Laugh Historicly.

I'll go first with two that happened today ^.^

Me: Holy crap! Dad's got a door!
Mom: I know, he's taking it upstairs
Me: What door is it?
Mom: Yours
Me: Ha ha nice try mom...it really isn't is it?

That happened when i saw my dad walk across the kitchen carrying a door.
Alice: thats like a no duh moment! don't swallow the aqua dots!
Dad: but kids do all sorts of dumb stuff
Alice: did i ever shove a penny up my nose?
Dad: I don't think so, I remember when i was seven i had this army ranger, i twisted its head off and shoved it up my nose
*Histeric fits of laughter*

That happened while I was ranting about the Aqua Dots recall.

Well it's still morning so lots hasn't happened but here's one from yesterday -

Mark (my little brother): Awww, Heather needs a hug. She's sad.

Me: No. Thoughtful.

Mark: Sadly thoughtful then.

Me: It's sad that I'm thoughtful?

Mark: No. You're sad.

Me: I am?

Mark: *nods* What was you thinking about?

Me: Nothing.

Mark: Exactly.

Okay so it wouldn't amuse most but I thought it was quite a strange conversation.

Lmao! Don't swallow the Aqua Dots!!!

So, these aren't from today, but... whatever, it's early, I haven't had any profound conversation today.

Dad: Why don't you eat some of these leftover sweet potatoes?
Me: because, dad, they're disgusting now for some odd reason.
Dad: They're not disgusting.
Me: Well... I guess if I were, like, trapped at the bottom of a well with just those sweet potatoes, I'd eat them, but only after I'd been starving for a week.

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Alyssa (my friend): I hate Mando. Everything's all his fault, and he's responsible for all the bad things in the world!
Me: You're so right... we should write a book. No! We should make a movie! And we could call it "To Kill a Mando"!
Alyssa: "Tequila Mando"?
Me: *gives her the 0.0 look* ...YES! And this is what I'm picturing for our opening scene: we're driving this random stolen car and the cops are chasing us, Mando's in the trunk of said car. Here we're singing "I Wanna Be Sedated". So we'll be like 'Na na na na na na na na na' and then Mando pops up and says 'I wanna be sedated!' Only then we'll yell at him, 'Shut up, you're supposed to be dead!' and one of us hits him over the head with a hockey stick!
Alyssa: And then there's a cliff and we drive off it and jump out of the car in slow motion just in time, all Charlie's Angels style, and shoot at the car as we backflip onto the other side?
Me: Alyssa, you're a genius!

So there was this conversation me and my brother had when we were trying to freak out these people that we know. We borrowed content liberally from other funny people we've heard.

Me: You know, it only takes 15 pounds of force to pop off a knee cap.

Mike: No really? I went cheap and got the twist-off kind.

Me: Really I got the same thing. But I got a side of ligaments.

Mike: I got the tendons and meniscus.

Me: The tendons are a little chewy but the meniscus isn't bad.

Annoying person we were weirding out: What the hell? That's so weird.

Me: Weird is in the eye of the beholder.

Mike: Unless you're inside a giant robot flying over the moon on an enormous chicken swatting at butterflies with a pogo stick.

Me: I forgot about that. That's weird any way you look at it.

Annoying person: *Makes the "WTF face" and then walks away*

Mike: I don't think she likes us.

Me: No, I don't think so either.

eh, i few classic conversations...

kid in class: why do we need to know about angles and all that? Its so confusing...

teacher: well, you use it a lot more than you think, like...

Chris: So the French know when, where, and how high to raise the white flag!

I don't know, it was interesting...

this one happened at a carnival...

mom: nicki, no winning goldfish okay?

Nicki (my sister): okay mom I wont.

*Comes back about ten minutes later, holding a bag with a fish in it*

mom: I told you not to get a goldfish!

Nicki (in all sincerity): but it isn't gold! It's a black one!

ok heres a conversation with myself

Me: hello

Me: hi

Me: so what are you doing today?

Me: whatever you are

yes, i know i am mad

My brother decides to change the type of socks he wears.

Episode #1:

Matt: I think I want to start wearing ankle socks.

Me: Why?

Matt: Because everyone thinks I should.

Me: Peer pressure much?

Matt: Yes. They should really warn kids about peer pressure when it comes to socks. Screw peer pressure about drugs and drinking.

Episode #2:

Me: Would you like to borrow my socks?

Matt: I might have to. Socks are pretty expensive.

Me: The cotton plants are on strike. Sorry you missed the memo.

Episode #3:

Me: You know, I think you should go back to the knee highs.

Matt: Why?

Me: They hide the bald spot on your shins.


Erm. Yeah. It was an interesting summer.

Wherein my sister is her usual 21yr old self.

Em: What did you say about me?

Me: What?

Em: What did you say about me?

Me: I didn't say nuffin.

Em: What? I heard ya.

Me: What?

Em: What did you say about me?

Me: nu-ufffin!

Em: Ohh. So you *did* say something!

Me: What? No, I didnt say nuffin!

Em: Right! If you didn't say nuffin it means you said sumfin!

Me: Ack! *is poked in the cheek.*

Happened just minutes ago (as long ago as it took me to type this) she was sitting at the comp next to me. >.<

Heehe, this was a couple days ago when i was at my friend's house. We were working on a collaboration story and trying to figure out what happened next

Cait: So, what should we have happen?

Me: I don't know...

Cait: well think of something!

Me: *thinks for a second* Okay, how about I type this: Suddenly the world explodes and turns to green jell-o, and little men come down and dance in it while singing carol of the bells?

Cait: *stares at me for a full minute* ...No.

I believe i had had soda that day, and was a tad hyper. ^_^ XD it was odd, anyway.