Pick a Halloween costume for Cade

Our literary magazine's annual Halloween meeting, the Night of the Living Dead, is this Sunday, and I need a costume. I don't go trick-or-treating, but as an editor, I really need to dress up for this party. I need something unique but easy to assemble and easy to understand. What should I do, YWS, what should I do?!

You could be a Frosted Mini Wheat. Have one side frosted and the other brown.

haha, that's amazing, Trident!

you could be... a laundry basket! safety pin socks up and down your sleeves XD

You could be a bunch of grapes. My brother keeps trying to get me to do that. You just stick a bunch of green or purple balloons to yourself.

You could be Barbra from the original The Night of the Living Dead.

You could be yourself? Ha...but really you could be a zombie since that's what the NOTLD is about.