Head teacher: I am the ruler of the school.
Child:No miss the ruler of the school is on a case.
Head teacher; What are they solving? Let me go on the case.
Child:I think your to tall.
Head Teacher: I'm only 4foot 3.
Child:The ruler is 30cm
Head teacher: Can i see this ruler
Child:Yes this way
Head teacher: This is silly! That is a ruler you measure with!!!!
Child:Sorry miss.l
Thats all i could think of.
