Does anyone have annoying pets that don't leave you alone?

I have a bird named Tubby. He almost talks and loves heads. He follows me and my mom around and is a 'velcrobird'

I was wondering, is my pet a freak of nature and wants to be a human? Or am i not alone when it comes to pet annoyance.

We got eight guinea-pigs, four chickens, two fish, one budgie and a milipede. Only the budgie (Blueberry) can be annoying, as he won't shut up sometimes. If I'm listening to music he always starts chirping at the top of his voice.