Worst/Most Ridiculous Game Ideas!

Hey guys! So, I saw this on a website and wanted to try it so here we go! Try and come up with the most ridiculous, insane game ideas ever! I'll start with...

..."Fake" Food Fight with Four year olds

"Fake" Eat Glass Till You Drop. Warning! choking hazard. For ages 4+

Taking 6 year olds to a shooting range for a birthday party. Warning: you may get shot

A lumberjack competition at Yellowstone.

Hoolahooping with teletubbies, they'll never let you stop.

Teletubbies: "Again, again!"
Me: "Back! Stay back ye blobs of colour with wired intestines!"
*brandishes liquorice stick painted orange*

Oh, and never try bungee jumping from Pluto. They say it isn't really a planet and I've got a bump on my head to prove it.

Capture Barney

WARNING - You might get eaten.

Minecraft:
Survival Mode.
Room that is 6x6 made of obsedian
Trap about ten creepers in there.
Try and live with them :3

My dad came up with a board game based on warhammer called Ninnyhammer-a word for a fop, from the sixteens. Basicly the characters are dandys looking for a fight, but the attacks would be things like throwing down your silk glove, or triple plumed hat. I am currently writing the rules...

Contact snap.

pantomime horse boxing.

Give someone a blank sheet of paper and tell them they have sixty seconds to invent a new game and write all the rules down.

Truth or dare ( couldn't think of something more frightning ).

A device to cut a crocodile's hair.

A device to pause people…