A Duel between Yorick and Classified

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YeOldeYorick wrote:@Theclassifieduser

I brand thee a cad, I brand thee a knave,

Your invite I clearly and plainfully gave,

But I have heard zilch! Noot, nothing, and naught!

I wished to reminisce, you be-gone'd like a thought.


I slap thee with a glove! Not even MY glove! The glove of my lord's son's bride's carpenter's love!


We duel in free verse, on subject of your selection

Or thou'rt proven a coward, beyond any objection.

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@Theclassifieduser #Classified #Unclassified

Here is the venue in which ink will spill,

Select now thy subject, thou hobby-horse swill.

WHEN THE REAPER DOTH LAY DOWN HIS TERRIBLE SCYTHE TO FOLLOW THE WARM WEATHER WEST

YORICK, PUT BACK ON YOUR DANCING SHOES, AND RISE UP TO CALL FORTH THE NEXT.




Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)