Won't Catch Me

you won't catch me this time
you won't put a toe out of line
terrible, not bad, okay, fine
you won't you can't decline

sorry can't stop for a chat
gotta feed my siamese cat
clean my campaign hat
picture makes you look fat

playing very hard to get
one day i'll pay my debt
playing russian roulette
with a barbershop quartet

you won't catch me
no you won't catch me
no you won't catch me
no you won't catch me

first time admission fee
need a master's degree
behind the big marquee
past the strawberry tree

you won't win this game
it's such a bloody shame
was my christian name
haha your hair is aflame

you won't catch me
no you won't catch me
no you won't catch me
no you won't catch me

please don't look back
have an asthma attack
race me on the track
you'll never catch me

you'll never catch me
no you'll never catch me
no you'll never catch me
no you'll never catch me

you won't catch me
no you can't catch me
no you can't catch me
no no no no no no no no

HaHa That is such a good lyric! I actully made a kool tune for it! Though u'll have ur own... Great! I liked that! 'Have an asthma attach! Hahahahahaha!

i have asthma...

This was totally good because i love songs which sorta dont tell a story

Sorry Harley, I laugh at everything.... Please forgive me.

Lol! Great song Jack, made me laugh Love it :thumb:

Well while the "haha your hair's aflame" line was a bit childish but altogether very amusing.
Sounds British-rocker-esque, which makes sense...
I agree, I like songs that get their point across, but aren't entirely "I love you but you don't love me/Broke up with me by your christmas tree/why oh why baby why" crappy-for-jerks-lyrics.

I agree, it was very amusing. Did you keystyle it off the top of your head? It was a nice flow of things and good line length. Well done.