Soviet Russia Ice Cream Puns.

If you love puns and have no particular opinion of the Soviet Union, this is the forum for you! I was doing a Chemistry project with my friend a couple months ago where we had to make ice cream using the principles of Freezing Point Depression and stumbled across this lovely snapshot of Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin (not the real ones) enjoying some vanilla ice cream cones:



How? Idk. @BrosephStalin, your username reminded me of this photo, so I send you good feels.

Anyways, caption this with a delicious pun! (Try to do one at a time and wait until at least two more users have posted before adding another.) I'll start us off.

Coneunism.

Communist Russia. Selling the best voodka ice-cream since 2009.

I believe it's time for Stalin to break the ice and melt Lenin's icy cold stare.