Mention of beers, drunkness, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Ohio, bongs, and smokes, and ex boyfriends.
Dedicated to Vernon, because I think it's that funny.
To St. Paul
A freak show carnival came
They stole an idiotic elephant
and Connor was his name
One dark night
He slipt his iron chain, and of he ran
to Wisconsin and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs
Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes
Night by night he danced to Psychostick
When Connor was leading the high marches he looked
so proud and high
No more tricks for Connor to performe
They taught his how to take a punch and he tooked
to crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs
Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes
The voices in his head were calling far far away
they meet one night in drunken haze
on the road to Ohio
oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs
Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes
lol hahaha *stops laughing in about an hour* thats really funny i liked this bit